sparks tastes like cough syrup.

...because IT'S TOP QUALITY!

 

Jagermeister is the king of alcoholic cough syrup.

 

I suppose that be true, though I'm not too keen on cough syrup alcohol. It's fine from time to time, but generally along my last stop.

However, I knew a girl who ordered a coke at the bar and poured a whole bottle of codeine cough syrup in her one can-sized glass of coke.
It was bloody disgusting, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

 

Oh no.
That's foul.

 

yeah, I could smell it from across the table.