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almonds are good

 

Are you sexing this thread? Do you feel orgasmic pleasures in the off topicness of the current conversation? Did you notice that I'm using real words and that I'm twice as annoying as usual? Well good, I'm glad someone is paying attention to me. (Attention is so hard to come by these days.)

 

I always pay attention to you. I just don't always post replies. Although I don't think you're normally annoying this post was rather annoying

 

Well thank you. I was going for that effect 'cause I'm slightly bored lol. Otherewise I'd have much better material.

 

Haha, it really doesn't matter of course, but I get so pissed off reading anything with bad grammar and spelling! On the forums I don't really care, but for goodness' sake- why can I not read a fucking newspaper article without noticing some ridiculous mistake? Journalists! This is your job, put a little effort into it!

Not to say that I'm perfect, but at least I use capitalization and punctuation. A vast number of posts on these forums can't even be read! Honestly...

 

when i cant read them, i just assume that they are too stoned to type right lol

although it is indeed stereotyping

dude i think im gonna hurl, i ate almost a 1/2 pound of almonds

 

1/2 pound of almonds? Something tells me that can't be a comfortable feeling.

 

i dont know why i was doing homework and i just kept eating like a fat kid or something, very unconsciously. then i got sick

 

So you're a nerdy fat kid?

 

i only weigh 104 pounds or so! lol and yeah, im a nerd

 

104 can be fat if you're like 3' tall.

 

hahahah im 5'5'

 

You don't have to lie to be cool Grace. Raving Sultan lies all the time and he's not cool. Besides, we're midget friendly.

 

you want to see my picture?

http://www.et.byu.edu/~jrp64/images/fat midget.jpg






lol just kidding

 

Don't worry. You'll get taller and thin out. If you're lucky.

 

lol, id definitely commit suicide if i did look like that, no offense to you.

 

No offense to me? Ummmm, I'm rather thinbuilt myself lady. I've got proof in the gallery.

 

lol, yeahhh sure

 

im 600 pounds...anyone wanna wash my folds...

 

only if you promise not to wipe your buggers on me. Haha. That reminds me of the picture you had for the longest time w/ your finger in your nose.