Spending 10 years in a basement

How would you give your puppy or kitten vet care, and how would you get rid of its shit?

 

Garden with greenhouse 2 points
Skylight 2 points
Hygiene products and jacuzzi 3 points
Basic medical care 2 points
Gourmet food 9 points
Internet 16 points
Pool table 1 point

 

It wouldn't be so bad if there was natural ventilation. It's a basement not a bunker, right?

I guess so. Living with out natural light might have more of a physiological effect on your health, I guess. I'd still like a doctor on call, though.

If you choose the movies or TV you can get as much porn as you need.
16 points just seems too high - but I guess that's the point.

 

microwave, skylight, garden, and four puppies :sunny:


where did this thing come from anyway? I think that with the brand names and images imbedded in it, it's just stealth spam. fun though.

 

The full kitchen - 6
skylight - 2
garden - 2
unlimited drugs (because wtf else are you gonna do??) 5
library - 4
tv with channels, but I really just want it to keep tabs on the outside world since the internet is so goddamn expensive- 7
surround sound with all recorded music - 4

It wouldn't be the worst life in the world.

 

what breed are they? hopefully a huge one, so for 9 years you have 4 full grown dogs in the basement haha

actually, that's pretty mean to the dogs.

 

I enjoy reading all of your responses, except piafs. Shes a debbie downer. But I still like her.

 

well, hopefully my garden would be big enough for them to romp around in.

if not, I might have to get the model train option too just to get the warehouse space for them

 

you're a very responsible and thoughtful dog owner.

 

are you allowed to double up? i don't like giving up all the money, but even without it i could probably spend 10 years in a basement with two 18 year old sex slaves and unlimited fast food.

 

fine you can have the two girls and fast food but you only get 1000 bucks after the 10 years.


Actually, lets make this interesting. you can have that but you get 15,000 after the 10 years. Would you accept?

 

of course i'll take that. according to the graphic, i wouldn't get a cent after spending 40 points.

 

yea well you just got lucky and i made you a bonus offer for being the 50th post in the thread.

 

:sunny:

 

kitchen 6
skylight 2
all movies 4
all music 4
cell phone 3
workout room 5
medicare 2
library 4

i'd really wanna consider internet, but i don't know what i could afford to lose.

 

puppy -6
medical care- 8
workout room- 13
skylight-15
garden- 17
library- 21
kitchen- 27
phone- 30

The puppy and the phone would provide some companionship, and together with the skylight, books and the garden, they would keep me sane.
The others would help me physically.

And I wouldn't take the deal either. But it's not a choice. 'you're forced'.
Nice game

 

i don't see a rule that you can't have guests in the basement.

 

I'd say the library,computer and workshop-[16 points]-plus a basement guaranteed not to be bothered by world politics,election campaigns,tax hikes etc,would give me an idyllic life that a mere $10 mill might have trouble enticing me away from.