Spoiler:humor ahead.In your own words, why do you piss on the seat in the Men's room?

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Michael Phelps, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    When there is just a little bit of dribble, is it still a good idea to wipe it off before putting the seat cover on?

    I felt like I was just spreading the germs and giving them a better chance of touching skin.
     
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    it was in the way of the floor..
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

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    Because the ceiling is too hard to hit...
     
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    because you was washing your stockings in the sink..
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Because I was taught to not piss on my hands...
     
  6. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I know alot of men and I think the answer is "to get revenge on the world"...Like a dog marking everything with its scent.
     
  7. David54

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    Urine is sterile.
     
  8. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    In a 100 percent healthy male, yes. But urethras are not sterile. Neither is the toilet seat nor the tissue.

    Now the disease vector chances are incredibly low. Spit is far worse.
     
  9. drumminmama

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    It's women who haven't had kids testing the waters. So to speak.:devil:

    Seriously though, I think people who leave bodily waste for someone else to deal with are rude.
     
  10. OneLifeForm

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    When I go to sit down I wipe up the seat, if it is pissy (or anything else) though I will try to find a different stall if there is one.

    If I am left with the need to go and must sit down I will grab paper towels and soap it up and wipe down the seat to sit on and do my business and I leave it nice and clean.

    As for pissing on the seat, I do not do that. I lift the seat with my shoe.
     
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    the leprechauns hat was on fire..
     
  12. Aerianne

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    I guess whomever gave this a thumbs down has a really good excuse for pissing on the seat.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    id rather go in the bush

    if im going in a public washroom i m doing it because i cant possibly hold it in another second...and by that time i really dont care if the seat has piss on it
     
  14. David54

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    I'm sure if you open your mind a little bit, you can find some middle ground between having a good excuse for pissing on the seat and the sexist drivel that came out of your keyboard. This is the men's issues forum. Not a forum for man bashing.
     
  15. rollingalong

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    i have 3 sisters..i was raised to respect them



    i pee in the washroom on the ferry quite often...and its usually bloody disgusting so i raise the seat with my foot and also flush with my foot...i leave the seat up cause its a mens room and you'd have to be fucking crazy to actually sit on the throne in there
     
  16. drumminmama

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    Ok, I have to ask. And I'm serious here...
    How difficult or easy is it to aim the stream?

    Is some of the stuff on seats backsplash?
    Women's rooms have lots of backsplash as we void liquid and solids.
     
  17. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i'm actually surprised at the number of guys that lift the seat with their foot. i piss in the toilet whether the seat is up or down - i don't move the seat in a public restroom.

    it's not that hard to hit the bowl. but i do get some backsplash.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    aiming is easy peasy once it gets started


    its the first half second where most accidents occur
     
  19. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    ^^hahah, and those freak moments where it comes out in two streams!!

    (i'm going to take a piss now)
     
  20. David54

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    Only speaking from my own personal experience, the stream is usually pretty easy to aim. However, towards the end, as pressure drops, it can get harder. Also, if I've masturbated or fucked recently and didn't clean myself properly, sometimes there's some ejaculate that's dried on just where the urethra opens. This can makes things very messy right from the start. Pee can get all over everything including me and my clothes. It's a good example of how poor hygiene can compound itself.
     

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