Spoiler:humor ahead.In your own words, why do you piss on the seat in the Men's room?

I lift the lid, I have lived with 5 females for 20 years. I have been trained.

What really grosses me out is what something those in the southwestern U.S. probably deal with the most.
It seems a lot of our friendly immigrants from south of the border don't have such great plumbing in their native lands, so instead of flushing the used toilet paper, baby wipes, tampons, Kotex, ect. it just gets tossed into the corner.

I have walked into public restrooms in restaurants in So. Cal. only to see a pile of shitty TP next to the toilet and only a few feet from a trash can!!!

THAT is nasty.:ack2:

 

those of us with adult sized penis's have no problem extending out over the bowl so that every drop goes where it is supposed to go

also...i'm not queasy about germs...when in someones home or if i have female company i always take some tissue and wipe the rim just in case of a stray drop

having said that..this is farm country...i pee outside right off my porch or over the fence and try and hit the chickens or even the cats...

it was real common to see the kids squat in the yard and carry on playing after a short pee break

 

Le Sigh......



Cheers Glen.

 

I have to ask how difficult it is to clean it off the seat, in a restroom with toilet paper, if it does land there. That would be the middle ground.


As far as "man bashing", David, have you looked at the choices the male OP gave?

 

glen?...what the hell?

you know what?..fuck it...thank you glen

 

I piss everywhere just to be a ****.

 

Thank you for your honesty.

 

Also, I used to be a security guard from 11pm-7am in a sports club and I always thought the immigrant cleaners were really rude so I used to piss everywhere and then when they'd come by hitting my feet with a vacuum cleaner as their way to say "move" there was real satisfaction at what I knew they had to clean up.
I'm older now though and I don't do this that often anymore especially if its a pub or tavern I visit frequently. If its a nightclub I'll destroy it, but not a local joint.
Hell today after lunch I really needed to toilet and ended up cleaning my splatter so I'm not a **** 24/7.

 

You Quite A "Class Act" Aren't You...uke:???



Cheers Glen.

 

Yeah. I think so.

 

You're justifying your own misbehavior by pointing to the misbehavior of others. But you brought the dehumanizing language in all on your own. Men are not dogs.

 

Lighten up. Have a laugh like the rest of the guys here. It's a joke. Nobody else said they took it personally. What's wrong? Have you been called a dog one too many times?

 

I'd rather own dogs than a man, just saying.

 

I'd Rather Own Cats Than A Man, Just Saying...



Cheers Glen.

 

How about those cats that squat and use the toilet instead of the litter box? That's pretty cool.

 

i always use the pisser on the wall, toliet if i have a shit.
thats why the pissers are on the wall- to piss
toliet on the floor to sit and shit.

pisses me off when i have to shit in a public place, with piss everywhere.

this is hard stuff to some people i guess?(lifting the seat)

 

I landed in Dubai once from Australia to Germany. They had squatters. =0
I went and found normal toilets instead.

 

Wow, those squatters sure aren't made for anyone with lower limb disabilities.

 

It's easy as long as there's only one stream, but depending on the foreskin's 'position', things can get messy (it must be easier for those who are circumcised). The beginning and the end of the piss are most of the time when one accidentally piss on the toilet sit