STDs are a lot funnier when you don't have them.

Isn't everyone in Cleveland diseased? haha. I spent the night at the bus station downtown once and it was interesting. I think a few of those guys had leprosy.

 

Bahahah. tr00 dat. Cleveland's a gnarly ass place. Full of wily characters.

 

Oh then how did you get laid

 

I stopped using third grade comebacks.

 

I guess thats how you got HPV huh?iggy:

 

If you're trying to be witty, I'm not getting it.

Yes, having sex is how I got HPV.

I'm glad you've managed that realization all on yr own. Congrats.

 

So how did you find out you had it? Was it just a routine gyno exam or were you there specifically to get tested for STDs? I want to know if I have to go out of my way to be tested for that because if I do have to, I really should've been tested a long time ago. If it's part of a routine exam, then I'm good, cuz I've had those.

 

This girl tries too hard.

 

I was getting the regular exam, with the duckbills and whatnot, because they won't give me birth control unless I get one every year.

I guess they always test for it, especially in people under 25 while they're doing the regular cancer screening shits.

 

I know. I tried so hard, and I couldn't even get syphilis.

 

Yep your right. All pap smears check for HPV.

Would those shots on the market now help you?

 

Only for the strains I haven't picked up yet.

I'll probably end up getting the vaccine anyway. Fuck warts. Cancer I could care less about. I'll be dead before cancer can creep up on me anyway.

I'm goin' to the twat doctor tomorrow. We'll see what goes down. I'm really not that worried about it. It's like the chicken pox of sex. Over 60% of people have it, even if they don't know about it. It doesn't actually do anything unless you get the warty kind. *shrug*

 

But you still have to tell every partner that you have about it so they know that they can catch it. And then the issue comes up about what to do when you have kids, you will, chances are give your husband (or whatever) HPV having the unprotected sex to concieve. Then are you children safe to pass the natural way or are you now stuck having a c-section?

It may not have any repercussions for you at the moment, but it will in the long term.

 

Actually, no.

I went to the twat doctor a couple hours ago. It really is like the sex version of chicken pox. About 80% of people have it or have had it, whether they know it or not. And it goes away completely within a year, leaving you immune to whatever strain you had.

It does absolutely nothing to males, and tests don't even check for it anyway.

Condoms don't do anything to prevent you from transmitting it, either.

Straight from the mouth of my twat doctor, "It's not anything to be worried about at all, most people have it at some point. All you have to do is get regular exams so we can make sure it goes away and catch anything that might be wrong."

 

Well, I'm glad you'll be alright. It's shitty to have something like that hanging over your head at such a young age.

 

Seeing as how I'll more than likely be dead by 25, I'd like to consider myself in my golden years anyway.

 

Your outlook on life is inspiring.