Stealing Petty Stuff..

here you go *buys mystical shroom a box of tampons* i hope that cheers you up for the day

 

You do impose some rather strict rules on me......

 

haha damn feels just like my birthday but better
CC you can agree though right, cause they are expensive as hell arent they

 

I recycle my tampons..... just throw them in the washer after you use them, and VOILA! a brand spanking new tampon.

 

thats so foul i bet your clothes come out smelling bloody fresh

 

Nope. Why? Cuz " Mommas got the magic of Clorox!"

 

shit, even clorox cant handle period blood

 

Clorox with a bit of love can

 

I've stolen A LOT of rediculous petty shit, but never from people, and never a box of tampons.......



ok ok, there was the time I needed one on the fly, but don't tell anybody.

 

my mom told me that the nuns used to make their own tampons out of rags....

I guess thats where they got the saying "shes on the rag"

 

I don't think nuns are allowed to use tampons.......or stick anything else up their who-whos...

 

someone once stole some leftovers i had in the fridge at work.....not even "new" food....but leftovers.....

the stealing of petty things was horrible in the office i used to work at.....

 

Someone stole my virginity. That was about the most useless thing I've ever had stolen.

 

People steal little stuff from me all the time at work. Like one time someone stoled staples out of my stapler, because they were too lazy to walk to the supply room to get some more. I knew exactly who did it, so after that person left for work, I resized her two hole puncher, so that when she tried to two hole punch something the next day, the holes would be off tremedously. Ha!Ha! It was so funny!!...because the next day when she used her two hole puncher...she shouted "WTF"...I was laughing so hard inside.

 

hehehehehe..... she said "who-whos"...... atleast I'm not the only one.