Stealing when high?

I admit it.

While stoned, I am guilty of stealing food from roomates, friends of roomates or anyone else who happens to be stupid enough to leave their tasty stuff in my frig. My roomates girlfriend works at Olive Garden. She's always bringing him bread sticks and other crap after her shift -- only problem is I get home from work before he does. Poor bastard.

 

sometimes, only a few times a year, me and my good friend get really drunk and go into stealth modes and creep up into cars that are unlocked, garages, etc. but only at tourist spots like bald head island or myrtle beach or the obx. last time we were in the obx we got 450$ in cash, 3 gps systems, an xm radio, 3 ipods and other stuff

 

i steal lighters and triple c's

 

only time i ever really steal is when i need food and im broke.
i wouldnt shoplift while high though

 

hahaha nah dude. We cashed it in first. Ever seen those CoinStar machines? lol

 

Damn. Haha. Topnotch, they musta been like "WTF? I gotta give you 300 outta the cash register ?_? Where the hell did you get that many fucking quarters!?"
The most I ever cashed in at a coinstar was like $75. Then I got myself a quarter with it.(Not the kinda quarter I put into it )

 

Everytime I go to a CoinStar the guy infront of me will always have like BUCKETS of change to cash in. It used to always happen to me, especially if I was in a rush or something stupid. I remember this one time, this old dude must have been saving change from every beer run he ever went on. He had an entire box of empty jaeger bottles, all filled to the brim with change. I have no idea how much it cashed out to, but it sure as hell beat the sandwich baggy full of pennies I walked in with.

 

one time i walked into the gas station near my house and i ended up stealing like a couple drinks and lots of candy, then grabbed a candy bar out of my pockets and paid for it like a good citizen

then the other week, me, two friends, and my dealer walked into a different gas station and the clerk was passed out on the table, so we were yelling a little bit to see if he would wake up and he wouldnt, so we looked around and there was no security cams except for one by the drinks that we then decided to avoid...so we stole like a couple cartons of cigs, packs of cigs, candy, chips, food, the whole case of zig zags and the juicy jays, and we took the 3 glass pipes behind the counter and a bong, then we took all of the blunt wraps and most of the lighters, filled it all up in bags and walked home to my friends house that was no more then 2 blocks away.. needless to say we never will return to that gas station again

 

That's really fucked up stealing people's shit like that.

 

Agreed. Not cool.

 

I Dont Think I've Ever Stolen anything while high. Doubt That i could remember. if i did im sure it was something that could entertain me or was edible

 

When I'm high I'm always too paranoid to steal. But sober I shoplift from Walmart every time I go there (which is like 4-5 times a year) because they don't do anything if you "steal" less than $40.

 

some guy had 2 oz oz my weed that he was sposed to sell but his car got impounded that night for drunk driving, so I walked to the lot late at night and smashed the window out, checked the spot I stashed it and it wasnt there, fucker took it n smoked it, so I took his 12 inch subs, 6 inch subs, kickers, amp, deck etc;. made about 450 back sellin it to retards so that payed his debt off hahaha.

 

last time i went car shopping...man...too much shit to list.

but if you kids are in need of alcohol but dont know where to get it, follow these simple steps:

1. wait until 10pm-1am and take a walk around the neighborhood with your trusty backpack.
2. look for open garage doors with the lights turned off. house turned off is a plus too. almost every garage has a refrigerator in it. and you can only guess whats in them
3. if you cant find open garages, look for the ones that keep them a foot or 2 open for their pets.
4. walk into the garage and lightly ask "hello?" "sir? ma'am?"...and if someone answers you think quick, dont look like a thief and just say "my lab got out earlier and im trying to find it. have you seen a golden lab run around here?"...works for me everytime. (this wont work if your crawling under the door obviously)
5. if no one answers, search for the fridge. i have only seen a couple garages without fridges.
6. you might see some soda, cranberry juice, sunny d....but what your looking for is the case of beer, bottles of champagne and wine, and of course bottles of liquor. i only been in ONE fridge that didn't have any alcohol at all in it. sometimes they take all the beer out of the box, in this case, open your bag and dump as many cans as you can. zip up and casually walk away.

hope this helps some people out. this works for me 90% of the time. i forgot the last time i bought my own beer. and to the people who just want to say how bad stealing is, save your breathe. thieves listen to nobody

to me stealing is like a drug. such an adrenalin rush until your caught. learn what you did wrong and do it all over again

 

I would not want someone stealing from me, thus I will not steal from others.

 

aka needs an ass beating

 

the only thing on my mind when im high is sex. I really dont go anywhere where there is something to steal.

 

o rly?

 

you know one day everything will be all dark and you will be digging around in someone's garage when suddenly some guy pops out of nowhere in the darkness and beats the shit out of you with a bat.


you know there are some people who bait thieves in high crime neighborhoods. They purposely leave their garage open with expensive things in there and stay up late and hide and wait for someone to come and steal something. then boom they pop out and mess you up.

or they tackle you down pin you and have a partner to help too and call the cops saying they have the thieve pinned.

or a guy will release a pit bull or some dog on you to mess you up

the law in most states says you can mess up an intruder. some states though are strict about shooting and killing a person unless they are armed themselves.

but most of the time if you beat the shit out of them the cops could care less.

 

Why does this thread exist? :cuss: That's all I have to say.