step-by-step instructions

#38 exhale!

 

40th Step: Shake it like a polaroid picture

 

step 41: write a song while hopping on yer left foot. change to right foot after 37 minutes exactly. If the timing is wrong, your cake is ruined...

 

step 42: 11 Jumping Jacks, ready Begin!!!!!!!

 

step #43 run around in small contained circles screaming "i'm a gay pony!"

 

step 44: grind up your colorful sidewalk chalk and make it into pixi stix

 

step... urm... whatever...:recapitate a headless person... (?)

 

step 46: write the alphabet backwards

 

step 47: Stop

step 48: Drop

step 49: Roll

 

step 50: zip up fly.

 

step 51: remove liquorice from police cars

 

step 52:

Apply mayonaise liberally

 

Step 52: proceed to snort 1-10 lines of the ground up chalk mentioned in step 44.

Step 53: After convulsions subside, relax with a cool pepsi.





(P.S. In no way am I advertizing for Pepsi; I hate the company, I hate the product, I hate everything about Pepsi. Thank you.)

 

step 54:

Bring to rolling boil.

 

Step #55 Take the stem of a cauliflour and proceed to grind it into a satisfiying mush

 

step# 56:

press eject and give me the tape.

 

57; give me a blow job................... pleez

 

58. Separate the eggs and beat them.

 

wheres my blow job?

 

59. Add a pinch of salt