Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Does all that translate into your takeout meal was not good?

 

Yes. The roasted chicken is made in the store. They used to be good from there .
I just thought about fuck it then I got two of them anyway and I'm going to tear it all off the bone and I'm going to throw it in soup tomorrow.

 

we had some bitchin' turkey soup like that; whatever was left on the bones... It was alright!

 

We used to have a little market store around and they had Rosted whole chicken in that was better than the big high-end stores such bullshit..
These chickens and be still rolling on it on the pit..
now then some stupid ass wasteful plastic carry away bin and they look half raw what the hell

 

Di... Did you learn that trying to find yours?

Swish, 4 points.

 

Bee bitches always stealin a dude's endophallus and shit

 

That's so awesome!

 

Suck my endophallus, beotch!

 

OK but I'm a vampire VvvV

 

All right I finally figured out how to make Alexa talk and read your text back

 

Holyshit Alexa just went over that video of those people,it literally told me every place is posted from Facebook to YouTube to hashtag this and hashtag that I was like wow

 

Text me

 

That raccoon really likes your pee Jessica what's your secret.

 

I hate to beg to differ my dear but I can handle anything and anyone.. but since I'm married to Rolling for my Canadian residency I'm sorry I'm going to have to pass anyway.

 

Wouldn't even know what to do with her.

As my dad would say.

 

Ohh there's stuff i'mma do to him when I'm over there next time bwahaha

 

I don't like the way these yoga pants fall off my ass.

 

When I get home from work in like an hour I cannot wait to have a beer. It's been 5 days.

 

Time to PFF