Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I'm bored hey, like i dunno what to do. I've done everything i needed to, i could have a bath i suppose. Bongs n bath i guess.

Here's my swag. it rolls up like that with a gym mat, a sleeping bag and a pillow. they've very convenient, just roll out and you're basically done, though you can set them up too like mine has poles for the top and bottom so the canvas stays off you. Like a little cocoon really lol.

My wife went through hers and we found these old panties they were pink with silver elastic and I said heyyy I haven't seen these in a long time lol. Then the elastic was all yuck so I stretched them and they just stayed stretched lol. Well that's the story of the missing pink panties.

 

I'm living a "oh my back wants to be really achy today" day, well weekend really but today it's annoyed at me. I get it time to time I mean I live with a sore back 24/7 now and have done for years, but some days it just aches. I wonder if that's arthritis or not. It's not a painful ache either it's just there and it just feels weak but also excruciating because it won't go. The only way to make it feel better is to induce more pain into the area other than the aching pain like, throwing a leg over to get a glute stretch going, or rolling over a lacrosse ball to massage out deep tissue.

I think for the most time I'm a good pain tolerance bearer. I mean I stayed awake while my eyes were sewn, twice and never flinched once whereas I can't even tell that story without people getting all weirdo about it, with people actually telling me they can't listen to the story because it hurts them too much. Lol okay. Well I'm the one that layed there and felt my eye ball go back and forward with every stitch. But I get that eyes freak people out lol I just think it's a little humerous. Anyway so that don't bother me and neither do a lot of other things, in many ways I've been quite resilient and that shows in my naked body. Scars bloody everywhere.

Oh yes I was going somewhere with that. So after this hot bath I'm going to give my gluteus and lower back a good stretch and deep tissue massage until I literally can't even feel my legs and back anymore.

 

Irm you remind me of this guy.. In a festival crowd when I was 15.. He was telling me and my friend about how he had a metal plate in his back and he isn't even meant to walk too much in a day, he has a wheelchair, but fuck it, in a few years he won't be able to walk ever and so he's going to mosh at the front of concerts : ) reminds me of your spirit and energy.

He's crossed my mind a few times over the years, like, if what he said was true then he's in a wheelchair now. But it made a big impression on me because I respected his attitude to it all.

 

That kinda reminds me of this guy I kind of knew, I'm not too sure what was wrong with him but he used to be a singer for a grindcore band my friend was in and that's how I knew him. Anyway he ended up not walking very well and soon turned into a wheelchair not too long after. I actually remember him in the hospital when I went for a check up on my shoulder when I busted it.

I still see him at gig though in the wheelchair he don't let that stop him. he seems to haveost use of a lot of functions like arm movements etc. Like I say im not actually too sure what happened.

 

if im paying 30$ for a pizza it better be something I can eat.. raw, out the can olives, and mushrooms. cold pizza.. Im still mad and that was 8hrs ago.

 

classic. need to see more of these.

 

Some these new characters neeed to breask up s their writing style.. Dead Give
Away..

 

Birds feel more emotion than most people give them credit for...

 

Its now time for the Bob Weir Weather Report.. Looks like rain..

 

Writing style? I don't call that writing it is the same person posting memes and emojis to them self back and forth and it's hilarious and sad at the same time

 

And there is people here including stop that are actually interacting with them with their own emojis and memes that is also hilarious and sad

 

that time could definitely be used better like to study aliens and stuff.

 

Someone should invent an app that you can shoot emojis digitally and they would disappear off the screen and I don't mean to simple that we all use here I mean flashing unicorns with star shooting around them etc those kinds of emojis I need an app to shoot those unicorns I want to blow their bucking brains out

 

I am about to disassemble my wood stove and clean it from the bottom to the top on the roof

 

@rollingalong

I did this for you
I did it all for you

 

Meowwwwwwww

 

If ppl wanna waste their time on double accounts then okay but like some of the people in question actually PM me too on the second account and I think that's pushing a boundary when you damn well know you're trolling. So just don't please. I mean I'm not stupid, anybody but an old regular only gets a bunch of bullshit outta me. Don't be pulling at my heart strings.

 

Alright.

I have the best stoner snack

Shovel a handful of salted mixed peanuts in your mouth crunch down a bit then start chewing a bite size dark chocolate coffee flavor chocolate. Omg.