Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I'll probably have a pimple in the morning but idc cause if I'm still getting pimples ya know what? Means my boobs are still growing.

So there's hope for you fellas yet if you catch my drift.

 

I haven't had a pimple in a couple of years but for a while there I was getting them worse than I ever did as a teenager

 

trolling for a personal attack are you? This reply is typical of everything that you post I would be shocked if I saw a whole paragraph

 

Her.... How do you like my unicorn emojis?

Him.... You can show them right up your ass

 

peanuts in a coke bottle.. i still do.. the only way I can do coke..

 

Tito Ortiz, defeated Alberto Rodriguez.. good fight not worth the $9.99 tho.

 

This seems so weird and gross to me that I'm going to have to try it, just to see if I'm wrong.

 

Incidentally, I assume that is how most people get in to assplay.

 

Aggravating when you have a piece of food stuck in the back of one of your teeth while driving and your tongue can't dislodge it.
Annoying...

 

Ive to go buy my own head sets. I cant do with the sweat of other person ears on mine no more. But the damn things are so expensive.

 

Needs to be said.. Those that want a gender neutral Santa need to fuck off.. There is Mr Claus and Mrs Claus. The End..

 

Exactly same for boxing gloves.
Rival Rs11v 18oz. $149.99

Some past classmates have asked me "dude can I use your gloves while you use your focus pads"?
Me: Sorry G

 

Twitter pissed itself. look how stupid they topped this story.. Wow.. No I didnt do anything but copy it.

 

Have to keep some gum in the car in case of emergencies! Rookie mistake, Pete.

 

I think I was the only person in the university this morning. Trying to finish a paper before the end of the day tomorrow. Well, I assume that security was here since the front door was unlocked lol.

 

dont feel weird being a big place all by yourself. even a park. the airports feel weird sometimes, Im just there by myself til someone shows up. Echo.. Im alone anyways tho..