Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

my gf wants to learn how to shoot guns and Im against it. not calm enough.. took her a few weeks ago the the trail with teh ar22. someone road by on bike she tripped out..
she tripped out the road rage guy..
shes not ever ready to carry a handgun or have the responsibilities of such..
yes 911, Ive been a victim of a crime, send paramedic, Ill answer questions in the presence of my attorney..

 

Neighbour has raccoons and want something stronger than his pellet gun which proved to be highly ineffective to an angry raccoon LOL he climbed into his Saint Bernards dog house to change the heat lamp and looked up and there was an angry mother raccoon in the rafter of the doghouse in there with the dog apparently for the whole night....... I told him to forget the pellet gun and go buy a $25 wrist braced slingshot and some ball bearings

 

y'all reminded me that I own headphones....this one is a great headphones song

 

I love this time of year. It's got me feeling like

 

That picture might be in the spring, I see flowers actually

More like this

 

Pretty much, this^^^

 

I can own as many guns too, just the police will come and visit me and make sure they're all locked away.

 

Guys remember broony?

 

yup

 

Last name Kaczynski. yeah I remember..

 

That "twisted" riff from a few weeks ago just got more twisted.

Song is going to have a disclaimer attached to it.

 

I really enjoyed the Amish xmas light.. couldnt wait to share with yinz..

 

love my Chan..

 

It's really weird being here for December. Hot weather and Christmas stuff. It looks so out of place to me, haha.

 

Woaawow.. the red ball part.. She's good.

 

Cool

 

you've only been there two days and I have already heard two new stories out of New Zealand on my local news which is very weird because I we never get news from New Zealand but I was actually worried about you because they said a volcano blew up that's some popular tourist place there