Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

look closely, you'll see it....lol....

 

Lol, one my friends is asking what that gang bang song was on the weekend.

Rebel Son - Chain Gang

I says get that into ya, Rebel Son Rock!

Hey hey! How would you like to get gang banged by the chain gang
We been busting rocks on this rail road track and we're ready to run us a train

 

stink bug in drop ceiling..

tink tink tink thunk thunk..

 

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Every time you buy raid here in Ontario the cash register receipt Grows by a foot because of all the warnings they print on it

 

I just go for the cheapest unbranded shit that says INSECT KILLER because I don't want one spray to just be good for cock roaches and another for flies or some shit I just want them all to die. The marketing is pathetic it's actually genius like some deadset fuckwits are literally going to the shelved buying several cans that say they're perfectly engineered to kill only certain insects, and they're buying all of them.

Just like weed killers man. Weed killers are the same. Pathweed, this weed, that weed, fucken.. Weeds that grow tall shit.

I just str8 up go to the cheapest one that kills blackberries. A weeds a weed to me. Not spending 100€ on all sorts of bullshit, one weed killer to do the job.

Probably a good reason why I only have to spray once a year cause I don't let any weeds have a shot, it's blackberry posion or nothing on my lot.

 

Well the one that is especially for wasps shoots a stream that goes-15 feet so that particular one is no good for killing a fly..... I have never seen that one that is a marker that is interesting but the one I use is the general all-purpose one like you say it is not particular about which bugs that kills it just kills them all but it is likely one of the deadliest for humans though

 

The one that you to stream up 15 feet is actually really really good at killing a fly it's just that it is kind of Overkill LOL it is like hunting a mouse with a shotgun

 

They're probably not no... But still better than having to live with spiders and things. take a few years off my life if I don't have to deal with spiders and things. That's a good deal.

 

And if the blackberry poison says 5ml to every litre of water... Damn straight, I add 15.

There's only one type of weed that I like and I smoke that one. The rest is all rubbish and I make sure I don't spend anymore time a year dealing with weeds other than a quick mist spray of the good stuff, baby.

 

One of the strains of weed that I grew this year is called blackberry kush

 

If I can smoke that one it's okay

 

Irminsul can you mimic an Australian accent? And can you do it while speaking German? That would be something

 

On Big Bang Theory just now Howard said that Pumpernickel Loosely translates in German into fart Goblin is that true?

 

You can, but the accent won't translate very well to whoever is trying to listen to it in German. It would sound similar to any English speaking nation just trying to sound out the words without all Sss and achts and schh noises were have to make

 

Yes.

 

After looking at Crimson Dragon's profile pic........I just can't stop thinking about her.

 

we dont use insecticide or weed killers per say..
bleach, and dish soap kills weeds..
windex and rubbing alcohol kills bugs..

 

Also flip flops. Squish. 4 points