Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Is how I read that..

 

FIRST ALERT: Tornado warnings issued for multiple Pine Belt counties

 

She does not really discuss much about her parents. I know it wasn't a bad upbringing and quite the opposite, they came from Ireland and were extremely successful in Monopoly really and even at a young age my Laura must have understood this because she basically took over their legacy in property and development once she became 18 and was granted their empire basically, so I have a lot to thank them for actually because their life has now become my life somewhat.

But I think just surviving an accident that her parents didn't just has scarred her in a way where she's just repressed that. I came into her life a couple of years after so I'd always thought maybe I was the what's the word.. Closure perhaps, as in her friends told me I was really good for her like I was a link in her life where she could share a life with again and memories.

I've never spoken about that with her but it does actually work out and make sense. Now for my parents to do the adoption thing for her, like a fake adoption lol but when we officially came out together my parents said that she could think of them as parents too so she's always called my mum, mum and dad, pa and that was big for her too that she had a family that would take care of her also though not that's she's ever needed it, but it's a nice thing anyway.

So she had a couple of alone years, faded away from who she was and that's somebody I don't think I really ever got to know.. I wonder how she was before any of that happened. Then I show up in her life and I seem to be something she held onto for dear life lol which is sweet.

 

Got like 840 followers on there now.
30 on fetlife.
I feel fetlife is full of fakes anyway and attention seekers. The people who have absolutely no intention of forming a friendship get the attention whereas the real people like me seemed to get left by the wayside, which is cool that weeds out posers anyway.

 

5477 friends.

 

PGH looks like its gonna get the shit kicked out of it my mother nature....

 

nah.. we good. probably graze us. was a little snow flurry up north with the airplanes today ..but not much on the ground there either. be nice can see some actual snow. but Im predicting a quiet lack of snow winter.

 

My grief counselor asked that I not drink during the next few weeks for the holidays.
She told me that
Wisconsin is the 2nd most binge drinking state.

• Adults drinking excessively: 24.5%
• Alcohol-related driving deaths: 36.9% (8th highest)
• Adults in fair or poor health: 14.0% (13th lowest)

And here I had 4 beers in an hour before salsa dancing Saturday night.

She shook her head at me like my mom would.

 

My inner thoughts are looking forward to St. Patrick's day already.

 

Just substitute all other drinks for water if you're a drinker that's pretty much what I do. It works for me at least, plus I think a lot of bad health from drinking stems from what you eat before, during and after drinking. If you're always ending up with a kebab and then a hamburger the next day, I think that has more of an effect on your health than the actual alcohol in terms of putting on weight and not feeling that great. I know that's hard in winter because you want something warm and not a boring salad. Maybe chicken soup or a vegetable soup.

I don't take my own advice anyway.

 

I just texted my daughter because I am visiting her on Thursday night and asked her if anyone is cutting hair over there I figured I'd grab a free haircut from one of my granddaughters and she texted me back saying that she had just cut her husband's hair

that is a huge coincidence

 

If I catch a ban soon I just want you guys to know I think you're all the bee's knees and I'll miss chatting with you on the daily

But people are testing me lol. I just might say fuck it and say something ban-able one of these days

 

who else wants to blow up their television when the old Navy commercial comes on with the Christmas rapping people on stage with Neil Patrick Harrisw and all stupid pyjamas with really stupid slippers bah humbug

 

you get banned.. hahaha.

 

I haven't had the displeasure of seeing the Old Navy commercial. That Reese's commercial drives me nuts though. In your mouth stuffers...God just kill me.

 

so... hows that UK doing with the new conservative leadershit?..

 

Whenever the commercials on TV start I usually flick the channel over to my xbox or do something like read a little. Now back in the day adverts were relatively too short for this but now days they actually go for 5-7 minutes in some instances and shows.

Or I get up and get a bottle of water or something.

 

Calling someone a **** maybe

 

I saw the Old Navy commercial just now.