Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Such a strange custom lol

 

Stuffing the presents down the chimney is entirely normal though

 

I like being the little spoon

 

Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree..

 

I've been keeping tabs on the theme music of Terminator, mostly T2 just to see how often the music comes in my head when I do things and over the last few weeks I can say easily without a doubt that at least 3 of the tunes come into my head on a daily basis and I can pinpoint them to which emotions I'm feeling at the time.

When I need to get up and do something I get the music where Arnie is about to walk into the pub

When I'm emo I get the theme music from the start in the firestorm

When I need to cry I just think of the music where Arnie gets lowered into the melting steel

When I ambitious and about to get something done it's doof doof doof DoofDoof!

 

those are sativa aren't they. I love sativa... even though I don't smoke. Those are awesome!

 

I like the score the the terminator movies.. least the first one.

 

Oi mate you speaking English

 

It is Xmas here. We have tickets to see Jumangi 3 a little later. I'm hoping to hit some mdma tonight but depends if wifey is feeling okay as she has a cold and I kind of have it too like a dry throat but I'm totally keen to pop some pills too try on my new G strings and bra I got for chrissy and have some sexy time.

 

Cookie Cross | Marijuana Strain Reviews
actually a waste of space, low yield pattern, prone to hermaphrodite.

 

We don't do wrapping anymore. Instead we have gift bags. Mine is leopard print. Hers is zebra print. Then we just reuse the gift bags. they are ideal for small gifts at least, like underwear. and fizzy sour lollies

 

With my pork belly prepped in the fridge I shall be cooking soon for special Xmas breakfast. it's just a small belly this year as it is just the two of us. I guess maybe some left overs if I do my Axemas party later. I always do an Axemas. It's my bloody slaughtering holiday party I've done since I was like I dunno, 20 lol.

Initially it was the after party of all Xmas celebrations where friends could get together and bitch and moan about the days festivities and the people. now we just get drunk and drugged in front of my fire drum.

 

my black folk family is having a whole pig roast, crab legs and other goodies.

 

Sex party?

 

Whoa..

 

Quiz: Can You Fly The North Pole RNAV Approach To Runway 18?

 

I am guessing that when Santa takes off he weighs a lot more than when he lands

 

this fucking pig gets off at 130pm.. blows me off and now thinking im going to drive to the fuck heads house while shes all drunk.. the nerve this bitch..