Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

That's what I read too. I looked it up this year for the first time lol.


We are off to my aunt's for brunch and then heading home.

It's been busy but nice. Christmas dinner with my friends on Sunday, with my wife's family Christmas Eve, and then we did dinner at my sister's place on Christmas because she's still in a wheelchair from the accident. The plan was to do it at my aunt's, so thata why we're doing the brunch today.

Nice to see everyone but I'm looking forward to a few days at home with the kids.

 

Consume, consume, consume!

 

The stairs in my house or in the old part 80 years old and when I got rid of the carpeting and they were pretty disgusting underneath so now I am covering them up with new wood and taking the opportunity to level them some of them are 3/4 of an inch out at one end very much not level no wonder We All Fall Down The Stairs here so much...



Ever wonder why Google just chooses to all of a sudden capitalize words in the middle of a sentence I do

 

Paul Watson on twitter saying Legos are for children ..
a bunch people .. say no they are not Paul.


My stomach does not like ham or that kebassa shit. uggh.

 

My stomach loves ham and as far as kielbasa as concerned can't even believe that crap exists

 

I got Paul Watson confused with Paul Winfield, and Paul Winfield died.
My mess up.

 

I'm tired.

 

you kinda recycle the syrup when you pee it out don't ya ?

 

Circle of life.

 

I have some suspicion that little Pete has given me some sort of rash on both my right and left hands.

Any thoughts TY?

 

Just wank with one hand!

 

I knew that was cumming

 

Bird mites?

I doubt it's that though unless it was summer and he has been outside...

 

He's not been outside since over a year.
He just runs around the house, always away from the 4 girls.

 

Sharp toenails?

 

Super long toenails. Never been trimmed in 4 years

 

don't they poke holes in your socks and make your shoes uncomfortable? Or are you a full-time barefooter ?

 

Toenail and beak scratches can itch...

 

I suppose if you wear sandals you could have super long toe nail sticking out from the front of them but it would look odd

 

eat some fish oil.