Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Mind.

 

orison nailed it

 

when youre raised on the Match Game.. but he lost his blank, come naturally..

 

I just read the go fund me page for Trumps wall hit 1 million dollars in less than 2 days.

 

he got a blue check mark.. didnt have it the other day,, and was bitching on reddit the gf was taken down.. probably take the money and run to mexico with it, give it to them.

 

been watching all the ''narco'' shit on Netflix...there has to be a dozen of them between the movies and the series...sure enough last night i'm dreaming and Mexican dudes appear and hassle me awake

 

9:00
f22 raptor vertical brake turn slow as a dickturd.. granted not dog fighting. missile locked him at 9oo, hes dead..

 

keep on growing,, keep on growing oooh growing the cannabis..
Keep on growing (keep on growin' keep on growing the weed)..

THC SPEEDWAGON.. new name of my band. what you think? ?. ...

just for giggles the band is in my head..

 

i'm gonna stop using google to search things on my phone.....I search for the local eyeglass place and a minute later I get an email from google about some sale online for glasses.....that shit bothers me

 

Oh yeah dude wtf I've noticed this last 24hrs if I drive past a place of "interest" google sends me a review link like motherfuck when did I even go there? Never! And it's starting to annoy me lol.

 

If I so much as think about something I start seeing ads pop up for it lol

 

That's how cookies work too, like you browse ebay, then go on Facebook and it's logged it. So you start seeing adverts for the same item. Shame it doesn't link in the important stuff I look at. Ya know, like tittied and asses.

Facebook probably thinks I see too much of that shizz lol.

 

Mayor of Louisiana town couldn't go to his Christmas party because too many confederate flags were flown which he tried to ban and he's too embarrassed to show up because his ban didn't work lol. Made me giggle.

 

When Dokken vids are posted, it then becomes ( What Song Is Stuck Inside Your Head Right Now?)

Thanks Panic......

 

DuckDuckGo — Privacy, simplified.

 

There is a Twitter icon on there egg... might look into that, cheers

 

glorious weather coming here today....at least for this time of year

 

the thing about dead people is I believe the majority of them dont want us family members balling over them or dwelling on them so that it encompasses us.....I know for a fact if my dad caught me wasting my day and driving to barrie to stand beside a marble wall where his ashes are so that I can pay respects....he would slap e and say ''what the fuck are you doing?..what?..you cant remember me while at home?''..

@Faelixx.....imo most families do not discuss the deseased members to any great length.....my family jokes about stuff my mom would do...and obviously memories are expressed.....but no one gets together to specifically discuss my mom or dad or grans.....dont be so hard on your family...a lack of outward grief doesn't mean there is none and is not a sign of disrespect towards your memaw…...all this is my own thinking....have fun at the dinner...stay light....dont drunk

 

Raining here....

 

Rain.. on and off here. Going to meet the little one from school, going for shoes. Asked her what type she would like.. great big heels she said, you could get some too, then we could both have long legs! Ha!