Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I remember that we gave his set to a family in the Goodwill parking lot before Christmas one year.

 

bought in 1991 been thru some hands now...

 

Recreational marijuana in Pennsylvania? Not so fast, says GOP

 

Just pulled two cones in a warm bath.
Hit bliss pretty quickly.

 

I really like my Chase Elliott shirt, it is a bit big though. It's officially more like a short dress. I can just wear the shirt that covers all when I'm standing up. It's got a big picture of the car, the number, Chase, the hooters logo and then a stand out blonde in hooter uniform. she doesn't come out on to the shirt very nicely at all.

 

Recreational weed is now legal in my state. Can carry up to two ounces, and have up to ten ounces at home; all but two have to be locked away. Can grow up to twelve plants. I've suddenly had the thought to grow one plant, which would be from a seed of Santa Marta Columbian Gold (the real weed). It's hard to determine why I want to do that. I've smoked once in the last couple decades--I think. It's kind of a nostalgia thing. Like a chance to slip back into the seventies where I was safely sandwiched between the present moment and a time so distant in the future as to not be worthy of my consideration. But now I see that feeling of safety was an illusion because that future time that seemed so distant to me so many years ago is here now, and it is the time of youth that seems so distant as to be nonexistent and sadly not worth my consideration anymore. What to do, what to do?

 

That's very similar to me and I now have one small plant that's growing. it's just something a lil fun ya know.

 

Tonight I decided I would go the route of "online" to get my dad's death certificate rather than go to the health dept. I know that is where the vital records are kept here. Anyway, as his daughter, I can get his death certificate, which I will then use to get his DD214 which is what I need to get some $$$ to help me help The Mother.

I don't even care if the house is a mess or what the hell...I just want/need someone to not let the cats out and watch her ass. And (even if you want to) you can't hurt her or be cruel to either her or the cats. I will have to stab you in the throat then. You don't even have to give her meds or anything. You will make good money for this, for a few hours.

It is hell.

Having to go through this online thing, requesting this death certificate is fucking. unreal.

I can't do it. really I can't. There is just so much I can't print and such. godalmighty...

By the time you learn this...that you have to print this, and scan that...you have ALREADY GIVEN THEM YOUR MONEY. Period.

This is just a great big pile of shit I've landed myself in so I wouldn't have to go drive around some places. my god.

Truly I have learned a valuable lesson.

Sometimes you just go and DO SOMETHING.

 

OH!!! It is with the death certificate I will HOPEFULLY TO GOD be able to get his social security number to THEN use to get the DD214.

With the discharge papers, I will get help with Mama;

 

my furnace was condemned today.....cracked heat exchanger...unrepairable and uninsurable …..so.....looks like I am on wood only until a new one comes...if a new one comes

good nite

 

furnace on the other side is fucked old rusted.. do have the gas fireplace I put in .. no gas on.. not doing to good..

 

Well... That sucks.

 

Damn. Doesn't look like I'll have any mdma over Xmas

 

Statement from FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb, M.D., on signing of the Agriculture Improvement Act and the agency’s regulation of products containing cannabis and cannabis-derived compounds

 

pouring rain....I cancelled this mornings cigarette jit run to the rez.....i'll go tonight instead

 

I thought you rented? Won't the landlord replace it?

 

52F on the outdoor..

 

couldnt get my dome lights to turn off. I felt like an idiot taking car to dealer, my dude left for the day.. but they had just put a new battery in .. soooooo..
Me: I cant get this light to turn off. Tried everything, I think you did something when you changed my battery, Im not paying for this!!

dude comes out and turns knob to the left. OFF..

ME I tried that. what the hell?

dude said "you didnt wait long enough between turning them off .."

Did this mofo say Im impatient?? ...

 

wave 2 of cannabis dispensaries opening here.. some those denied license or opening more shops. With that comes the news from the capitol wolf considering legalizing recreational weed. well of course. because a bunch of these assholes that we're denied the licenses are pissed off that they cant ching ching ..