Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

That would be them...

 

wow was I fooled....the weed isnt weed...it is chocolate that looks like buds of weed...no thc

 

Na, I'm always up by 530. Baby often sleeps later than me lol.

 

waiting for dinner

 

this blows... friend shared some his bho with me and my banger shattered .. glad it was on the piece of dab i had on my nail and not the one that was going after on my finger still -which was huge. lost a drop of oil of so no biggie. but need to wait til tomorrow to get another banger.

 

i left my house for the holidays.
now i am 100% certain i am sick.
i cant talk properly, my lungs hurt, im coughing and dont feel like i am getting enough air.

i wish sick moms could have a day off. or a week. but no. never. ill recuperate when im dead.

 

peeps wanted me to go to their shit.. bad enough my gf was sick .. 2 other people was also. no thanks.

Its a work night.. I have to work tomorrow!!!. (nobody by my gf knows im unemployed .. sis and broinaw know but not the rest the family. they dont care I was there at all .. best excuse of all. our Xmas is on Friday when my u/e check comes and she gets paid. I find that holidays are .. one group sits on their ass and the other cooks like crazy.. for what reason >> I can not figure.. It Tuesday.. Ive a tree with some lights on it. if you want to make it a deal. its a deal.. otherwise its just another day..

 

I liked that...but seeing it (in person)...would have pissed me off. Not flipping out or anything, but definitely I would have wondered/ asked WHY the hell would you even want something like that that has no THC? For real though...just to be funny??? haha :/

 

best christmas in years and years...and years

what is that?

all in good fun... ….how was your casserole? …..my sister made roast beef and for the first time In my 6 decades I tried béarnaise sauce......mikey likes it

 

Having to go through the veteran's administration for help (money) with Mama because my father served actively during war (WWII) is AWFUL. Of course since I don't have ALL the information and documentation I need, they don't want it...but I read like 5 pages of instructions. That wasn't all either.

Having pages and pages and pages AND PAGES of instructions is never a good thing.

Lord have mercy...I don't know if I'm going to get through of this with my sanity (or what passes for my sanity) intact.

 

The casserole was really good, and the rosemary potatoes were fine too! I even loved the toast.

No, I didn't have any firecrackers. lol I made such strong ones last night, I think I was still a little high when I woke up.

 

the bowl piece for dabs.

 

slammer....is jail

 

Packing the car this morning will be interesting. Have to see which toys don't make the cut and have to be left behind for next time.

 

Glad to hear that you had a good christmas!

I managed to fit all of the toys in the car, so I'm pretty impressed with that. Waiting for the youngest to wake up and then we start the 5-6 hour trek home.

 

But... No room for the kids.

 

@eggsprog what route do you take?...

my sister asked which boots I want and I sent a pic of some timberlands and said ''like these'' and she found the exact ones and they are on my happy feet......barefooters just get that most shoes are comfortable...yet they pull out the ''pump'' argument every time and say ''look at her squished toes''....


so...this one is real...2x12 inch colas....this was on my desk beside a 40 pounder of kraken and a dog calendar featuring drug sniffing dogs...very clever....seems my neighbor left me goodies when he was stoking the fire yesterday while I was away

 

jesus's birthday

 

Oh.