Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

fb friends dog. when he asked wheres the car keys .. the dog makes a sound like a old car starting.. wish I could share it with yinz.

 

anyone own a convection fan.....?

 

QEW to 403 to 401 to 400 to 11

That's a mouthful haha

 

heading south if you turn right in south river at eagle lake roadoff old hwy 11

... and drive past eagle lake you will run smack into my sisters old farm......my kid and I lived there for a summer years ago...ex brother in law was construction manager on that new part of 11

 

Stopped in South River for gas today actually.

Now I have to assemble a bunch of toys...

 

bud and i finishing up some water .. I liked the way I had the snap fits but didnt like all the bowed tubing . one fitting was leaking like a sieve, used compression cut outs to stop that just to keep water on. now to turn off and put it together the right way. fitting perfect.. turn water back on and argue with buddy for 5min you didnt turn it on. yes i did. no Its would be leaking if you did. I check toilet and no water. (forgot I shut the valve off cause it putters). no you did. I go to check . turn the valve back and forth and now after the 4th dab here. Im thinking hum valve is stuck. he says whats that mean.. means no water at all til I replace this now.. fuck!! .. I take a pressure release nut off the water meter and I wooooooooosh. water. now Im little wet cause it blasted off the wall.
and me is thinking ok thats funny because thats a LOT of pressure for no water if the valve is stuck in the closed position .. lets go over the other side and see whats the matter.. dab first. Oh I have the valve off on the toilet ... Oh.. no leaks. that fucked with us too.. expecting least a drop or something.. so now water good. see how this shit holds up in a deep freeze.

 

alright alright..

 

My weed plant didn't grow right. My friend looked at it and said he'd give me another one. Apparently it flowered too early it didn't gain height it started to bud. Not sure what I did wrong. so it got really bushy and sticky but there's so many leaves now and it just didn't grow tall.

 

controlled settings.. 12hours light on,, 12hours of light off. 100% total darkness , lamps desirable 400/600 Metal Halide / HPS conversion...

Or grow in window light as a hobby plant and not expect great results.

 

Results? I expect to blow my brains out on good weed.

He wasn't upset or anything he just said he's got another plant he'll take this back on weekend see what he can do with it and give me what he can get off it.

I think it's just a product of where I live with the clouds and the snow and the lack of sun sometimes. He lives about 80mins away in more of a flat property so the sun doesn't go missing behind Alps and mountains and can give him that sun.

I'm just a big loser who couldn't even get a weed to grow properly.

 

Listened to a bunch of songs I recorded back in the stoned age...


but, without drugs


Mumbleshyt....

 

Ah see, I listen to the folk I got to record on and I think, I was actually switched on a lot back then in my spiritual ways. I kind of want to get back there.

 

My kids got me a load of CDs, trying to replace stuff I'm not getting back..
Jees! Did I really buy that stuff or they got me mixed up with someone else.. thanks kids

 

I've got DVDs, games and Cds still wrapped in plastic from years ago.

About 4 years ago I bought Lord of the Rings 3 movies. They're still wrapped.
I bought Vikings last year, still haven't watched it but I want to.

 

I think a lot of these will be left in the wrappers.. lol

 

this is first week bud..



this is 8/10week buds..

 

I was so glad that Christmas is over but the Christmas visits aren't over. I swear my girlfriend has 500 thousand family members. More people are coming to visit tomorrow and one of them is surprise, super homophobic. I'm just a little bit resentful that we've been nonstop doing things with her family but I don't even have time at the end of the day to call my mom, literally the only family member I have that I talk to.

Seeing her this weekend to exchange gifts because we've been so busy. I feel like a bitch but I want the holidays to be light and fun, not filled with one uncomfortable gathering after another. Yesterday I had to watch her mom's boyfriend eat enough for an army and drink a gallon of eggnog by himself. I'm so done.

 

this place is a rip off banger and caps, 65$ are u on crack bro?.. I can buy the same shit online for 10th of that.. get the fuck out. my buddy visited brought his rig. dab like crazy earlier.. goodness.

 

i love homophobic people because they are the easiest to troll in real life..