Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Apparently I have no pictures of myself with my kids on Christmas lol.

After a big family event, I always create a shared Google photos album for everyone to upload pictures to. It works really well. Also makes it so I don't have to bother taking photos lol.

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Well that is just precious

 

tell hospital you got bit by a stray animal in a walmart parking lot.

 

I shouldn't keep him... Somebody must be missing this dog.

 

CBD Blocks Psychoactivity of THC = Huge Win for Patients Needing High Dosages THC

 

high dose.. went to the dispensary, waited an hour for a single cart..

I swear some people going to the dispensary must not have a single plug..
I see this clown lady buying over 400$ in grams alone. nuts

 

What I think I sound like when playing the guitar..


What I really sound like...

 

I am also shyte. But I can write a tune.

 

in my 20s i was better than i am today., because of multiple sclerosis. it did something to my brain map .. I try to play over the pain .. be nicer i could just plug and play. but amp settings are probably the most annoying for a ghetto/broke bedroom guitars. dont have no pro amps or any fancy software.. whatever the amp has it thats what I have.. and a few shitty pedals.

 

nah...it's like a small slit on the front, about 1/4" and the back is a little bigger that the point of a sharpened pencil.

I "encouraged" it to bleed for a while as I've read (a number of places) that blood helps to wash away germs and such. I've since been going to the bathroom and putting peroxide on the front and then swishing it in front of my teeth on the bottom...DANG THAT PEROXIDE MAKES ME FEEL REAL.

Now Gimli (remember the stuck-in-the-tree cat?) is outside...and that damn mama cat that has caused all this trouble as far as I'm concerned is now sitting in Big Head's place. That places Big Head in front of the door, and only God knows what'll happen when I go outside to get dummyhead Gimli in. I believe my wisest course of action is going to be to bring food for aggravating mama cat and Big Head. Her name is Pretty Mama...but I'm so put out with her, I don't even want to call her by name. lol yes, I know that is petty. It is what it is.

 

I just wanna be able to sing and play at the same time

I can if I slow down the tempo a lot but otherwise my voice and my fingers start tripping over each other

 

I also have a 5ft cockroach that bounces off the kitchen walls. not very easy to concentrate when someone might set your house on fire..

 

Very kafka-esque

 

Not that I really know anything about singing, I guess if one were to squint their ears we could call it that but a metronome and/or toe tapping time signatures helps with the synchronicity.

Metronomes also help to play from slow to quick.

 

I have a 2:1 CBD:THC strain and it lets me medicate without any real high. The only way I can use it when I'm watching my kids on my own.

 

I had this issue too. Frustrating and me personally it took awhile to figure out. I wasn't very confident in my singing for a long time as well, and that distraction doesn't help.
Do you try and do this with songs you know so well they're second nature? How about something simple like three chords... something that doesn't require a lot of fretting.

 

You need to be able to do both parts without really thinking about it.

Also, sing passionately. Helps get you get lost in it and stop thinking so much.