Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Look at me giving out all this unsolicited advice like a mansplainin golliwog.

Edit:

I just looked this up. I had something different but i changed it to golliwog assuming it was harmless and silly. Apparently it's a really fucking racist doll.

I'm leaving it because i don't believe in deleting my shit but i thought i'd give the explanation. So, there.

 

Wait is that why we tell people not to fret about something?!

 

When A Stray Dog Turns Up Here I Use It As An Excuse To Go Visit Neighbouring Properties.....Meet

The Peeps.....And Generally Stickybeak.

Then If That Fails I Take Him To The Vet To See If He's Microchipped.......That Way Iv'e Returned

Two Dogs To Their Owners.....



Cheers Glen.

 

that is what should happen.... we have a facebook page for lost pets here...for cats...it is strictly frowned upon to feed them because every farmer knows if you feed them they never leave and go home...where they live...where someone could be as upset as lynn gets when big toe is missing


I think its nice you didnt say to bend over and...well you know

 

Lynn, the bites are far dirtier than the scratches. The Emergency Room told me this.

If you get any swelling or redness you need to go get antibiotics for it.

Hubby was bitten on the hand and the infection was so bad that I had to take him for antibiotic shot every morning for a week. He almost had to go to the hospital to be on i.v. antibiotics.

You can tell them that your pet bit you and that it has it's shots up to date.

Don't play with any signs of infection from this.

 

A friend works as a vet tech and got bit once. Got red and swollen and red lines started creeping away from it really fast. Definitely keep an eye on it.

 

True I should try using a metronome, I dunno why that hasnt occurred to me

Yeah i've been practicing with a couple of songs I know really well that are fairly simplistic.

mansplain to me all you want when it comes to the gitfiddle! i take all unsolicited advice

I guess I just need to practice, i've only just started trying to sing along with it..and I also havent played guitar in a couple of years until recently so i'm rusty

 

Thanks for the laugh

 

Black dog apparently went home... or just somewhere else. The workers said when the wind started and the temps dropped he left.



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Anyways... Main furnace is still not complete, which is good and bad. Bad part, still no heat. Good part, sort of, the fuel company still hasn't filled the propane tank.

If both furnaces were running I'd drain that thing in a hurry. I'm really starting to get peeved at the propane company. They were really fast to take my money, but really slow at everything else.

 

electric was funny like that too. they was like give us the deposit and I was like nah, ill give it to the switch flicker when he gets here .. I could die in the weeks before its needed.. no power no money.

 

any sees that thread with the video of the dad making the kid walk to school?...I need that thread and cannot find it

I love this shit....ya?...good bye xbox you spoiled little puke

 

Having many cell phones its not easy to open the app and film on a whim. Takes a good few seconds and gives time for the aliens to vanish.. these people also have easy a few hundred dollars to blow on electronics for video revenue to buy more electronics. I dont believe half of them. but they are funny even mocked.. because I want to do that to some cell users..

 

I double tap the power button on my phone and it opens the camera app immediately, without having to unlock. Can be filming in a second or two.

 

have that on mine but some people go app way.. or they havent figured it out yet.. or its an iphony.

 

At Sears and they are about to close down for good. As I walk in the song on the radio is "the final countdown " so now I am wondering if they are having an appropriate theme. So I'm expecting "closing time" to be the next song. Turns out it was just a coincidence. Just random pop songs after that.

 

Long story....





Suffice it to say I finally found one of these... ^^^ That one to be precise.

 

this one always makes me laugh and shake my head


the following pisses me right the fuck off.
Suspects steal wallet, items, dog from man in Northglenn