Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

If you are a Steelers and pirates fan...you are used to the letdowns.

 

cyber grow bud passed away down under.. I was wondering why people was saying rip jim. I was like are you fucking crazy jim younger than me. but there was another tragic loss in this family some time ago with the car accident. maybe just died broken heart.
yeah we call him jim, its a fb thing. sure you understand incog.

 

4:20 and this is where the magic begins..
god will most certainly bring me back as a pilot the next time.. or a vapor trail in the empty air.. either way..

 

I Would Vote For The "Vapor Trail".......Vapor Trails Consist Mainly Of Nothing But "Hot Air"...... J/k.



Cheers Glen.

 

RIP Fellow member of the Bulldog Army

 

It's funny how everything is relative, because at this point in the year I don't really consider that very cold, but a month ago I'd have been dreading it.

 

There was only meant to be two people coming to my house today for new years...

There's already 6 here....

Ive been twat swatted.

Too early for yahoo and carry on, but here we are. Ive snuck away for a quick bong break.

 

Twat swatting is a new one for me haha

 

I Consider Myself A "Man Of The World".....Yes.... Iv'e Been Around The Block A Few Times.....

BUT.....What Is "Twat Swatting"...???...I'm Assuming It's A German Thing...???...



Cheers Glen.

 

I assume it is the female equivalent of cock blocking.

 

The mail carrier should be bringing me a couple ounces of fun today

 

I think I got it from this thread a few months ago as an equivalent to "cock block" lol.

Even those two guests are like err who are these people. They surely can't make it to midnight at the rate they're going but then again... Yeha they probably will.

 

Kind of sounds like it could be a bdsm thing too haha

 

@..irm.... And If They Can't Make It To Midnight.....As Their Host You Have An Obligation To

"Hose Them Out The Door"............Best Wishes For 2019 Irm.....Big Hug.....



Cheers Glen.

 

You can twat swat me any time, Irms!

Edit: except if it actually is a bdsm thing

 

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance .......... By leaving the scene of the accident... It wasn't even my fault I'm pretty sure he was jaywalking...
Bob & Tom Show

 

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