Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I should move to Canada...


Oh yeah. They won't let me into your country. Dammit!

 

after all these years the dude who plays big bird who is 84 is retiring...and I ever noticed until now...big bird has a gimp arm...only one arm works cause dudes other hand works the beak...and now when I see big bird its all I see is a big bird with a busted wing...sometimes when he sits another dude works the gimp arm

 

you should see how this puppet operates.. I saw this 2 times the front row.

 

As of this season...there are still 2 MLB players that are older than me.

 

Reminds me of the woman from two broke girls. Is it her? Now I have to go see.

Edit, yes it is...I would have never known.

 

I'm not a Ford guy... But there's THIS!

 

Winnipeg's 1st toking and driving ticket issued 1 hour into legalization | CBC News

 

There's always going to be "That Guy"...


Of course I used to be "That Guy" back in the stoned age...

 

672 dollars...ouch...that is an expensive joint.....

nope...you didn't say ''hook up''...you have been saying you are looking for a boyfriend....big difference.....of course ive hooked up lots of times from bar pick ups....no way I would attempt to bang a chick on the first date if I truly liked her...ive never done that..no gentleman would...only douches

 

Its gonna cost you some dinners lol

 

last gf was sons mom....we were set up....I went out half a dozen times with her before we spent the night together....and that is with chatting on the phone every night in between to get to know her...I remember the entire night and exactly what she looked like sitting up in my bed wearing my sweat shirt saying goodbye because I had to get to work.....damn she was beautiful.....now 24 years later she still plagues e with what an asshole I am and most days I want to stab her... ..but.....I could go bang her right now if I wanted to

 

no not really....looks like my side of the family

 

Quebec is sold out of online weed

 

Canada's legalization of marijuana could hurt farmers in poorer countries - CNN

 

Have to head down south again next week for an appointment because there are no specialists up here. Newmarket this time.

 

You read my mind Ty.....

 

Oh man, I wish I bought more of this Guava strain. Reminds me of a strain I used to get years ago called Watermelon. Super fruity tasting, good relaxing high without any burnout.

 

buy the seeds brother
TopDawg Seeds Guava #13

TopDawg Seeds Guava #13

 

Yeah I may. Hoping to get my tent set up in the next few weeks