Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Oh snap shots fired

 

Yeah, but then I remembered Eric

He's enough man to make two males.

 

no one said by default...obviously there exceptions...I can only go on my experience and talking with buddies

do you mind?..we are discussing Faelixx here so just wait until we are finished please

you dont say it like its contract negotiation.....3 dinners and I will suck your dick...if 2 of the 3 are 5 star restaurants I will fuck you too....if those 5 star restaurants are in a tropical country?...anal is on the table

you say it in different ways in a happy funtime way....it is pointing out that you dont fuck on a first date...not that you fuck for food
however...since fae dont want a fulltime dude the point is moot....moot I tell ya

has anyone seen fae?....she said she wanted a boyfriend...I wish she would clear it up

 

Dude would be trying to force feed a woman three dinners in one shot if that was the case...

 

Soup is not a meal

 

I don't think buying a woman dinner is akin to prostitution. Not at all. It's a nice gesture and hopefully there will be conversation and mutual appreciation. If it's the start of a relationship then it will either work out or it won't. If it leads to a one night stand or short fling then if both sides are getting what they want then it's all good.

 

The mug is round...
the jar is round...

the should call it "Roundtine"

 

I was talking hypothetical in my reactions to your posts btw Disclaimer

 

That guy was worse than Newman

 

That's god, Jerry. Gold!

 

story for miss lynn b...I thought of you right away lynn

He broke both legs falling down a mine shaft. Then the rattlesnakes came

AGUILA, Ariz. – An Arizona man should be a bit more comfortable in a hospital bed having spent two days stuck at the bottom of a 100-foot mine shaft.

Believed to have been descending into the gold mine shaft near Aguila, 90 miles northwest of Phoenix, when he fell Monday, 62-year-old John Waddell suffered two broken legs, per FOX 10. But his hardships didn’t end there.

The father also battled three rattlesnakes (now dead) and severe dehydration over 48 hours without food or water before a neighbor discovered him Wednesday

 

Fucking impossible to find a decent used truck around here... They are either trashed and expensive or just down right expensive. Guys think everything is "collectable" these days. Half of them are jacked up so high I would need a step ladder just to get in the damned thing... Other half are airbagged and slammed to the ground so bad you couldn't get a sheet of paper under it without it getting stuck.... What... are you fucking crazy?


No... I'm not done ranting yet.


Can't find a company that wants to do heating and cooling for my house. Guy was out today and said they "might be able to" in two or two and a half months. That's the middle of the fuckin' winter... What... are you fucking crazy?


The whole world is fucking nutz...


[/rant for now]

 

Somewhere, SC. – A South Carolina man should be a bit more comfortable in a hospital bed having spent two days stuck at the bottom of a 100 year old screened in porch.

Believed to have been doing renovations on the porch near Rahleigh, 90 miles northwest of Somewhere, when he fell Monday, 62-year-old Todd Mantoy suffered two broken legs, per FOX 10. But his hardships didn’t end there.

The man also battled three rattlesnakes (now dead) and severe dehydration over 48 hours without food or water before Mama Brown discovered him Wednesday.

 

My boyfriend's having the same issue with finding a decently priced truck.

Just wait until gas prices spike again, they'll lose their value then. I remember the last time gas was like $4 a gallon the market was flooded with trucks and suvs and they were dirt cheap

 

Raleigh is in NC

 

are you sure?

 

lol

 

Thanks doll! How have you been keeping?

 

ok thanks....y'all celebrate out there yesterday?....were you guys laughing at us in Ontario with zero stores to buy weed?.....mind you the reservation weed shops stayed open....and Quebec sold out online..

and you?


can someone enter this into bing and image search it and tell me if a bunch of the results are porn gifs and people screwing?.thanks

intage colored film to make a black and white tv into a color one