Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I bought gas too...it is a myth about the floor sweepings...….the bags are very popular with low budge smokers...way too popular to have enough of them from floor sweepings....its like the cats in Chinese food myth here in north America....

 

or the horse meat myth in England....oh wait that actually happenned

 

Yep that's the one. I thought it was against Mainz originally.

Tickets are from 30-100€ depending where you sit, but we bought a small season package so we get 6 home games and 2 away games to go to. and that was 115€ at the time sort of sitting on the middle height toward the corners but still on the sideline.

I'm not sure how it works out though because the next few games are sold out right, now, how does it know which games I'm going to? It surely can't reserve my seat for the whole season based on going to 6 games, so who does my seat go to when I don't go? And what if we show up together??? That would just be embarrassing lol.

 

another photo from my neighbor in mexico…..seems a lizard is on the umbrella...no extra charge

 

Omg. If NASCAR seriously bans burnouts after winning... I might be done with the sport by years end. Why do they continue to run the sport into the ground? They lose fans after fans every year with stupid rule changes, they can no longer pack out 50% of a race during the season and they think taking away burnouts is going to fix it? Wtf! If this is to try and get some of those conservative fans on board like seriously, just fuck off and die! I am so angry right now.

 

Anyway! Cars on track!!!!!
How sexy is the #24!!

 

I am seriously contemplating launching a live video broadcast on YouTube and I'll be telling these dickhead who run NASCAR exactly what they're doing wrong and tell them exactly how to fix it, and I'm going to be massively popular because I'm a decent looking female who knows her shit! and every redneck and race fan is gonna be like dayum this German chick knows her shit.

 

I'm not married, but this still seems super accurate

Slightly irritated non-wife who is slightly irritated and also is amused by irritating the fuck out of you
Is not as catchy of a meme.
So i dig it in its current form

 

Met up with a friend today and walked around the city, got some hipster food, had a lot of laughs.
Now home for a quiet night.

 

^what was your hipster food?

 

It included a matcha latte and a fancy walnut beat and goat cheese salad.

Also, some $9.00 juice, in which I did not partake.

Your food today looked so pho king good!!

 

Yall so hipster

 

i was national pizza day,, had it twice.. they was both good..

 

Haha first of all, good pun

And second of all, as soon as you said hipster food I suspected something involving goat cheese

 

I kind of love goat cheese.

 

O0o0o0 I don't think it was the big rat but we just heard the trap go off and we got a mouse. Pretty sure the rat I seen was bigger but who knows, we got something anyway hehe.

 

You told Siri to call you Master Bruce

Unless this isnt your screen shot but I think most of us suspect it is

 

ffs...hid a few ozers to make bubble hash and cannot fucking find it......