Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Eliminator was tops, but Afterburner only had. Sleeping Bags going for it, racing for another gold like Eliminator. They shouldve eliminated "I need you tonight" and put "sleeping bags" on Eliminator and burned everything after..

 

I get these stupid calls all the time. Sweet justice.

 

I just drank so much water!! I don't know how or why I just.. Finished a bottle then went on and finished the next one and then half of the next one. Now I just feel bloated so run a bath see if I can't sweat that out. Ran hot water out.. Too much cold water. Bath not the hottest it could be but.. Still sweating it back out

I suppose I'd better start getting my spring body into gear so I can rock those flannelette shirts when the snow breaks.

 

sometimes we are thirsty..

 

Yeah. Lol. Was weird though I literally thought of nothing I just stared at the water bottles and just drank them without even realising. It's a little while since the creepy part of the night..

 

Dude found the "Movies" forum....

 

Just downloading the kindle app for my iPhone but I have also suggested we invest in a tablet galaxy thingo, just for the extra size to hold and read.

 

Pretzels

 

It probably had a lot to do with the handfuls of beer nuts I just consumed before bacon and egg rolls..

 

I don't think it's that dangerous to drink two and half bottles of water.

 

liters gets danger. 12oz and 12oz is like beer watering..

 

They were 600ml bottles so probably approx 1.2lt

Im fine. I just feel fat.

 

You're not fat. You're sexy.

 

Thank you. however if I push my belly out for the mirror I'm with child. it's really weird it's like all this fluid just sit in my belly. I go to toilet barely anything comes out. It's just sitting there. All on top. So I can't eat anything either. I just took a handful of 4 year out of date Tums.

If I cannot pee it out, I will attempt to fizz it out.

 

Some salty loser who doesn't like our nascar league in iRacing started his own league... The first race is at Watkins Glen and the first comment on Facebook is

"you're creating a rival league and the first race isn't even on an oval... Lolz"

 

ladies and jellybeans...start your doobies...its race day

 

Sorry... I don't recall.

 

I dont watch Empire...never seen one scene....but I sure am enjoying this

‘Empire’ star Jussie Smollett paid 2 brothers to orchestrate racist attack according to source
A source is telling CBS News that the two Nigerian brothers who were questioned by Chicago police in the Jussie Smollett attack are now cooperating with police and saying they were paid by Smollett.

 

Only empire series I watched was boardwalk empire.. is that what you mean?

Awsome series, watched every episode, then someone buys you the box set for Christmas... I watched them all, did you not hear me?.. TSK!