Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

He'd be better off if he just gave them his bank account number.

 

Oh man, we've got some sort of stomach bug here. Everyone other than my daughter was up puking last night.

I tried smoking to help with the nausea, but it didn't work, and then I was just high while puking which is pretty uncomfortable.

 

Looks like my road is one of the next few on the list for snow removal. They're going full out this weekend.

 

no some show here that is popular.....I loved boardwalk too...….this guy is a popular actor with lots of fans and he pulls this shit?....he said the put a rope around his neck like a noose and yelled maga country....his spiral down will be fun but its serious he could off himself...I dont want that

 

I'm friends with Instructor Mike from Chicago. He teaches security concepts there. Retired police officer and army veteran.. Mike gets to talking he goes on and on. However from day one I was following that hoax.. Thanks for the golden meme mine.

 

My dad was in the Army before I was born. My grandfather fought in WWII. There were always stories being told about the service; my dad about his time in Germany (during the Vietnam war) and my grandpa about all sorts of places!

Anyway... This is stoned thoughts winter season and I don't want to depart to heavily from that. My stoned thoughts are on Tramadol lately because I hurt my right leg somehow and now it hurts to walk. Tramadol works pretty well and from what I hear it's less addictive than other pain management solutions.

 

I use tramadol. I find it usually does the trick. I find that it gives me a bit of energy too, which is nice.

 

That's no fun.

I remember when my two were small and all 4 of us had the stomach bug.

Somebody puked every 15 minutes all night long.

I hope everyone at your house is better today!

 

my first tramadol experience was in the army I had got hurt, long story pissed off my instructors that I waited days to tell them. good thing trams gave me energy cause I had to run off my mistake ..

 

I cant wait for the next issue.

 

Tramadol can be addictive if you take it every day for a long period of time. I have a friend who has been on it for years and she could go into seizures or even die if she stops taking it suddenly. Her doctor will have to wean her off of it if she ever stops taking it

 

Hope you and the family are feeling better, eggsprog. A stomach flu is one of the worst types of illness.

 

so I had this funny dream.. Im going to take this airman private pilot test. and Im standing there at this window and this dude I cant hear what he says first then he says this isnt the test text, you have to pass this to get into the classroom to take the test and Im like ok..
It was one of these thing.. I failed. I was like so stupid, looking for the instructions and asking whats the question.

 

there was a Captcha in your dream? lol

 

Holistic Farms growers can fuck up star dawg and gg4 hybrid. all their extracts taste the same. cant tell if this is mendo, la biker or any difference what so ever. Only Cresco has their shit on lock. Not convinced they boil off all the butane either. < shit should not be used in any medical extraction ffs its a hydrocarbon..

 

Damn kids and the diseases they spread....

 

Haha, I was trying to click on the kayaks.

 

Im wondering now if Im a replicant ..

 

Soon....

Gentlemen...
Start your engines!

 

Man, Jeff Gordon looks old and tired.
Seems like once you stop racing you get old.
Miss super model wife needs to pick her game up and make him feel younger again.
Cause if she won't... I ain't either cause he's old.  nahhhhh