Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Watch your fillings

 

I lived in colorado, where they're a protected species. They'd land on the greenbelts/etc as they were passing through and harass people, steal food, chase squirrels, attack cars and just generally be a nuisance. I don't hate them entirely.. I did get a good laugh out of watching one chase my exwife around and trapping her in an atm booth. (wasn't funny at the time, but now that I dislike her, it's fucking hilarious.)

They do tend to get annoyed when you grab one and toss it over the rail into the creek. (the goose, and the policeman that saw it both.) bastard cobrachicken was lucky I didn't eat him.

 

I a not gonna eat this one.....may give some of it to the dog we'll see.....

fae...they arent ugly at all...the black and white around the neck is so soft to touch...the feathers are absolutely beautiful and this bird is spotless....very clean bird

also...it is us humans who are the nuisance...

 

https://www.thewhig.com/news/local-...t-because-his-mother-threw-out-his-weed-booze



On Saturday at about 8 p.m. a man returned home to find that his alcohol and marijuana had been thrown out by his mother. The man had been told he was not allowed to use alcohol or drugs in the residence because of his behaviour.

Upset with his mother, who wasn’t home at the time, the man began screaming at a family member and then smashed a printer, a television, and punched multiple holes in a wall.

 

they are rather nice to look at, I'll give them that. and I will agree that humans are just as much of a nuisance. but the ones that hang around colorado act like seagulls. they raid dumpsters (or even just steal food out of your hands) and have learned they can attack pretty much anything without reprisal.. so they act like drunk frat-boys on spring break. I'd eat one on general principle.

 

This Remote Hawaiian Island Just Vanished

 

its funny you think it is the birds fault or choice that they forage in the way you[and Faelixx] describe...they dont ''choose'' lol......maybe you need to see them 500 strong in a spent corn field being birds with out a bunch of morons feeding them people food at the playground or beach to appreciate them on a deeper level

close the dumpster for a start and leave the area if they are there.....it is a simple thing to not interfere with nature....i'm afraid of tigers but I dont think they are assholes because they eat an occasional villager in india ...shit happens

 

I like ducks and I let the dog chase them at night when theyre on flocks. He learns a lot, to sneak and stalk.

He can't get one though. I don't think he'd know what to do if he did.

 

there is your problem right there....maybe you should start......what have you got to lose?

 

Lol yeah.

Worst. Childhood. Ever!

 

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lmao.

 

Some breeds are bred for a soft bite so they bring them back to their owner alive

 

Mine wouldn't soft bite. But I just think if he did get one it would start honking and flapping and he'd be like okay wtf. Then he'd step on it, tear it open I think. Or he could just be a big girl too.

See when he was a pup I took him walking to river and the angry ducks honked and had a go at him.

 

Jesus... another plane crashes on the freeway.

It's like the 10th time in the past couple of years.

 

I am outside having a burn in the garden get some wood ash happening into the garden and two songs came on the radio about fire

 

burning when all girls are the same come on.

 

i' a wee tired...we went and picked up a massive wood splitter today and 3 of us herniated ourselves lifting this motherfuckr into buddies truck....thank Christ he had a tractor at our end to lift it while I drove the truck out from under....it felt like at least 11 and its not yet 9

 

Like a hydraulic splitter? I'm considering a small one for home as splitting wood, better for my back.

 

yes a gas powered hydraulic splitter...this one tilts upright so you can also split big ass heavy ones too heavy too lift up onto it when it is horizontal....I will photo tomorrow.....gave buddy 3 buds that weighed 40 grams and some hash to rent/borrow it while he is in mexico….these ones are about 2 grandish...it is one direction...you can get ones now now the split in both directions and they have a cross shaped splittin edge to split each piece into four

 

Sweet I'll be keen to see it.
I really enjoy splitting wood I'm addicted to sound but it does hurt my back. I find myself having to sit on a stool.