Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Full day of sun
And...
House repair fun
What can I say
Oh yay!
It's ok



But....
Got a date later today.
She texted and wants to play.

 

raining here, but not the event I wished for..

 

storm was a bitch and just grazed us with winds and a little rain..

 

Well friends, I have a handyman (I guess)...but otherwise I'm very (totally) single.

Ya just can't get an old dog to have any desire to perform new tricks.

I wish I could get hypnotized and have last year taken out of my mind.

 

have you tried wearing a bikini and bending over to pick stuff up?...that always gets me to sleep with the single ladies

 

thats funny...I just googled ''handyman sleeps with his customer'' and all kinds of videos came up?

 

he's seen everything picked up, with and without underwear...and its a no-go. Also, I get the distinct feeling you are a normal man...and tbh I'm convinced he is NOT. He won't turn 50 until July 30, and he may as well be 150. It appears I'm just supposed to forget about/not think about/not dwell on "last year" while I'm supposed to be just fucking thrilled to spend hours on the phone with him every night. Well, it shouldn't take a rocket scientist or even Sheldon to figure out that is stupid. OH - and I'm not supposed to say anything he thinks, does or says is stupid.

I'm not even sure I still can call on him for handy-man stuff.

whatevah

 

I thought all that (having sex and thinking I could be even half-way normal) was behind me, and damn if I shouldn't have just left it at that. I surely wish I had now.

 

if I ever visit you please feel free to leave stuff on the floor until I get there

i'm my own handy man today..i just may reward myself later on with a hand job.....j/k.....I had to say that

 

bed time doobie being constructed

 

Man Killed Following Shooting Inside Stowe Township Bar

 

Someone’s idea of a sick joke?

 

Harris looks like the product of a mixed marriage 60% white / 40% black

 

i got asked to drive 6hrs in the 24hrs of le mans iRacing race. I said no
fuck that.

 

a funny joke

is that a bad thing?

 

Is 60/40 even a ratio that is possible?

 

Clearly closer to 40/60!

 

BooyAHHHHh!!

2nd win in a row in Monday Super Late Model Series!! all 50 laps led in feature race, also won my heat. Can now knock off Irwandale off my list. I'm pretty handy at the short tracks.

Also! I took the championship lead by 16 points thanks to a no show from series leader.
16 points over the guy in 2nd, I've been in this position twice before against the same guy and I won both times so Cannot get too excited yet, but also I am in a solid position, all I need to do now is really stay up the front, or around whereever he is running. so even if i come 12th, if he comes 10th thats a win for me. unless the other guys start to catch us

There's only 4 races to go, Iowa and Richmond are larger tracks so should be okay to find my space and putt around, bullring and sth boston could be iffy tracks, but same for him too. I'm in a good position here.

It seemed although I was up front all year I just wasn't sure I wasn going to pull a race win for the league in 2019 so to get 2 in a row that's cool and this series is.a solo series so not with my team, so I'm running for JFM Jocelyn Falkenburg Motorsports hehe.

 

looks like a stellar day atm.....nice driving JF.....dig the purple rims

 

I just realised barring a miracle I won't win the championship because I'm going on holiday lol. Ah well, the wins mean a lot too, it means I qualify for the All Star Race at the end of the year. I'll put in extra effort for when we run this series again later in year. Although I go on that camping trip so I lose a race or two there too lol. Next season I'm putting in drop rounds, so you can at least miss one week.