Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Shall we play a game..

 

Standards.

Could give a damn what a girl looks like long as she's giving up dat ass.

 

just exercising my freedom officer. didnt uncle bill tell u?

 

I'm burping up hamburgers....

 

Cantaloupe breakfast

 

seems my sd card bit the dust. how does that happen ?

 

fabulous Friday night....I used to live for this....the excitement of going out on Friday nights was big in my home tow....it would be the topic of the day alll day ''what are you doin tonight?''...you would take a poll and then choose ''i'm going downtown ''...….ah the memories

 

im going to leave once kitchen troll goes to the senior crap. shits getting old .. now its got tis gagging cough like its just perfect when your eating . its gross as fuck. Id like to know how that cat been dead for years and that room still smell like cat shit. where my gf cats were dont smell cause i bleachedc the fuck out of it. this thing is just going to rot in my kitchen til it dies. how its resists to go into senior living.. I wont be putting no stair climbs in this house. nope. there isnt even a railing . she broke it 2 times, not fixing it again. it can crawl for all I care.
Im confident Im adopted cause Im nothing like this white ****** family .. the entire clan turns my stomach..

 

I want to get smashed on edibles.

 

I don't really get smashed on edibles but do get pretty high and then I can't seem to get drunk on edibles

 

I have coconut oil sitting on my desk....kinda sick of it.....I will get some gummies tomorrow passing through tthe rez

 

ffs dp

 

Out enjoying the nightlife of the burg. It's a very odd experience.

 

now don't go so far as to give up the 50 yr old category...for real!

LOL! At 60 you are a young old person...I saw it on tv and read it so it MUST be true! There are lots of ladies I am certain would be lined up for you, if you were to notice. and not even 60. Plus some of us older gals have taken care of ourselves and don't look the "old hag" part.

 

dp = double peno. Hehe.

 

the early bird rolls a doob

off to sisters on an all day adventure

 

Welp when you take someone somewhere they seem to always have to get wasted to be there.. =(