Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

So......After All This Time We Finally Get To See The Infamous "Florida Man"......



Cheers Glen.

 

Your internet today..

 

I am lucky pete....I won the sister lottery in life



twice now I went outside at 3 am for a pee on lawn and caught the dog sleeping right in the middle of my road

what is this doona?....please use the queens English

I dont talk about my collection here because people dont understand....but I actually collect numbers.....I would love to add your 24 to my collection ...can you please pm them to me

 

Trying to find the dead smell in the kitchen .. most likely now a mouse in the wall or close by ..

 

Just watched Taxi Driver. What a crazy movie.

 

wow! china is really behind in movies

 

Hmmm, according to google the origins of doona are swedish.

Duvet just sounds too wanky. And its a french word, and I dont like using french words, because fuck those smug cunts

 

I dont have an ''ordered'' life.....always have too much to do and not enough done....cleaning all damn day today….

 

are sure 'duvet' doesnt sound too gay?

 

My new tin Flying Pig

 

San Francisco has banned the jewel e-cig... I've had enough of seeing people on the street puffing on those douche flutes anyways ..... I just had to use the term douche flute and that is too fucking funny

 

Not gonna lie. that dead smell was some what a trigger to my sickness the other day .. Im sure it wasnt related to cause sickness. but smelling something like that with a sick stomach.. and Ive a very strong stomach when it comes to dealing with blood, waste, shit, vomit. ect ect.

 

My two borders both proceed every statement was one of two things either I have a question or I'm not going to lie and now Mel said I'm not going to lie and now orrison said I'm not going to lie what is with you people no one thinks you were all lying LOL

 

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You thinking what I'm thinking?

Dead Hooker?

 

No