Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

where did this doing stuff to food thing start? has it got any point/message or is it just... "funny"?

 

some liberals / trans persons on twitter .. a trend to fuck with the establishment . Blue Bell just made a move to add security band to their ice cream.. paying more for safer products. well here we go.

once when I was 16 I had this job cleaning floors at the supermarket. They had to use our scrubber cause the veggie bin has cracked and leaking water, there was a pile of ice on it. all the items were removed .. my friend dared me to lay on the ice. and I did. I remember saying "look me Im a vegetable"...

 

to avoid steering an iron around buttons on a shirt ...do it inside out


I have 2 irons and 2 boards....I have a portable one in case I want to iron while camping or mountain climbing and I have a large set for the multitude of ironing I dont do at home

 

Ironing sucks!

 

Fuck I can't wait until Saturday night! I got a whole squad of good folks coming to the concerts, my swinging friends will be there, I'm trying to organise J-Bub to come, he's John. I call him Johnno. Then J Boy.. Now he's J-Bub. You always get up to something fun with him. I got well over supply of mdma for the night. Yep. I haven't been this excited for a long time.

I'm hoping we can get our corsets to fit under black dresses. I might even go slightly Goth too, back to my roots.

 

I'm actually so excited that I'm getting depressed because it's not Saturday.

I really feel like some rice..

 

I Don't Mind What Little I Have To Do........Good Music Playing....A Glass Of Wine....And It

All Just Flies By......



Cheers Glen.

 

do they make tiny ironing boards or do you stand on a chair?

 

SMART ASS......



Cheers Glen.

 

People still iron?

 

Stop trip trap trapping on my ironing board.

 

Now there's a Facebook argument about who's picking us up for Saturday night. And I'm still not sure who's who in the group. but MentalAsAnything seems to be the lead runner. Sure that sounds safe. I'll hitch a ride.

 

awake for an early ferry run for my border

 

another rain day. starting to feel like TY here. got to go buy some sun..

 

Toby Keith concert Sept 27. walking distance. fuck yeah!!

 

Barstool Sports

poor little man is pissed. there was more not shown here.
kick yourself in the head wee man..

 

weird blessing Im cutting the grass on the side. dementia man. his name is bob. Yells at me. While Im on an incline wet grass, push mower. COME HERE he yells. I stop. what you want. He give me 30$.. I said no, tried to put back in his hand. nope thats not working. I yell to his wife. She comes out, not only does she make me keep the 30$ she gives me 30$ more.. I cant argue. about 10mins go by and Im still pushing mower. bobs sister comes outside. calls me over. DAMNIT People Im trying to finish under 90F sun 60% RH. she reaches over the fence gives me a hug and hands me a 50$.. Are you serious. your brother and sisterinlaw already paid me.. she says no, you keep it because you deserve it for all you do. she says nice thing how I shovel the snow and I never ask for anything ..