Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Wtf that's 3 pubs now.

 

I have a potion infusing in the oven that in 2 and half hours will be blueberry gummies

 

barney on andy Griffith.
German solider once told me to shine the backs of your shoes, cause its the last thing people see. .
he was on the wrong team but a heck of a soldier. .lol

 

Hammerzeitz!

 

There's a couple old people live across the road, I keep the volume down on my radio and the neighbors say when I walk by, she's a pretty good girl. I'm certified in CPR and if you ask me to, heck I'll race your car it's just the way I am, got a pretty good life, I'm a pretty good girl. There's a pretty good girl waking up the street and you'd be surprised, she looks a lot like me. Since you been gone, I realised, that you were wrong, I'm a pretty good girl and it didn't take long.. Nah, I'm a pretty good girl.

 

Alright Pete. It bothers me you're in the same area I was and nothing I went to is open. Have you tried the place with the enormous selection of beer?
I gave that joint a shit review. But the pineapple cider was on point.

You can also go to the zoo and I'll let you use my line. When they were feeding the rhino's, I was a bit blitzed and I said loud in the crowd "nooo the Rhino doesn't want to be fed he wants to hunt!" Jurassic Park quote. I got the whole crowd laughing.

 

best 'beginner growing' advice I ever got - 'treat it like a tomato' similar light needs, similar water requirements, etc. this guy used to grow tomatoes as practice, and his other plants always did well, so - that's my free advice.

 

Will do. It'll be my baby.

 

i'm a pretty bad boy......first line is ''hey you good lookin in the very front row'..reminds me of you.....'....ive met this dude....40 years ago he was with a good buddies very hot cousin.... and a local Toronto rocker….I used to sing this at the top of my lungs.....my buddies little cousin is the kids voice half way through....look at that late 70s early 80s ''look'' on the album cover..

 

my gummies....turned out ok...the taste like dope now but tomorrow I will dust with some sour powder which the name escapes me atm

 

Me Gonna try gummy next

 

me smokem' peace pipe

lol...that isnt meant to make fun of natives...that is to make fun of wisconsinaters

 

I haven't had a drink since Sunday.
When I finish the chores when the sun comes up, mostly feeding the rabbits I'm gonna have a few drinks and get blitzed.

 

who watches the goldbergs...its an ok time waster.....the daughter is a amazing singer on the show and in real life....what a fox

 

I love the Goldbergs!

And yeah, Erica's pretty rad.

 

there is 2 goldbergs every night right before the 2 seinfelds…..I have been having a hard time staying up for jerry and elaine starting at 1130...….I thin tonight i'm gona make it

btw...today I had a doctors appt....I didn't get a ''get out of here''

 

neil episode....it'll do

 

i've had mixed results with gummies. not making my own, but just in general. but some of that was my tolerance/what i'd eaten. same thing with chocolate actually. yea, didn't always work as well as i wanted, but still a good time for sure.

Your batch looks cool, @rollingalong

 

Do you have a white discoloration on your lip?

I don't know what that is

 

Lupus, is it lupus!