Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

sister is working the baby shark tour....money money money

 

I have quite a few recollections from being under five, though I couldn't say exactly what age I was. I know I lived in the trailer court, and we moved out of there when I was five. One thing I don't remember that I'm told is true is that I was obsessed with Mr. Bill. I can just sort of kind of remember saying "Oh noooo!" a lot.

 

I have one singular, disjointed, and somewhat odd memory where I must have been 2 when I went around the flower beds where the parents were working (and me being quiet so they were paying me no particular attention) and I was putting little round rocks in my mouth...as many as I cram in there.

I have another couple of memories around age 3 and 4...

I definitely remember 4 3/4, a couple of months before I was 5...then things sort of go in and out. lol I don't have any kind of vivid recall of who my teachers throughout school were (but I could probably recall if my life depended on it) but I have a general kind of recall of everything after I started school at age 5, in Sept. In October I would be 6.

 

there's a partial lunar eclipse! and i only saw it by chance

 

yeah that would have been my answer.
but i really wanted to make the joke so i pretended we were in the future.

...do you think we'll see the end of landlines in the future?

 

I have a lot of vivid memories from my early school days.
In preschool, I was probably 3 or 4, another girl and I kicked a girl out of the sandbox. And she ran away crying. And I felt so bad for literal years lol, the guilt ate at me. But I remembered it so vividly that in 8th grade I recognized a classmate as that girl I kicked out of the sandbox. I apologized, and she gave no fucks and didnt remember it lol.

She's still one of my best friends today I've had some awesome adventures with her and hopefully I've attoned for being a 4 year old little bitch

 

i remember being too scared to answer the register. i don't know when i started doing it but i know i didn't more than once.
that's pretty weird actually.

 

2nd grade I hit this dude tommy in the head with a wooden puppet. when I ran into him as an adult he had no memory of it.. were like 8yr old..

 

i've had a sudden revelation
i don't think i was scared, i just assumed i was because that's what made the memory make sense.
but i think i just didn't know what the fuck was going on and took a while to copy the other kids.

 

well you were all a violent lot. i would have been scared of all of you.

 

It's okay, you can play in my sandbox.

 

Is the register when they call everyone's name to check for attendance? We call that the roll here so I had to read your post a couple of times to make sense of it

 

Then I won't have a phone...

 

my second vivid early memory I hit the neighbor kid with a hockey stick and hurt him..his hand was bleeding.....I still feel bad about it

asked by melloaeiouy

you must have hit him just the right ammount of force if he dont recall lol

 

maybe you had a mineral deficiency : )

 

oh yeah, the roll.
i knew you called it something different

 

To be blunt. I meant, would we see the end of landlines once everyone over the age of something is dead.

: )

 

I actually love landlines.

 

I prefer them to have a curly cord too. None of this wireless.

 

I'm dying as fast as I can..