Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I do not know what band you're talken about but yes, I guess that's pretty cool. And spiffy.

Lets never forget, ICP played Woodstock.

 

Was that the one where everyone tried to burn the place down?

 

Yeah. They were being rebels. Just for kicks.

 

Hmm I doubt it.

 

I know Metallica played the one where everyone was being a rebel just for kicks.

 

Woodstock 1999 was marred by violence, sexual assault, allegations of rape, looting, and fires..

 

They were kicking it like it's 1966.

 

Nobody's as rebellious as Maroon 5, though. They've got the moves like Jagger. What a great song. It won a grammy. No surprise there.

 

Woodstock doesn't interest me so I don't know the history of it. I wouldn't go. To versatile. I'd rather go to obscene extreme or a festival dedicated to one type of music rather than something with all sorts.

 

I've got the moves like Jagger and I'm a rebel just for kicks.

 

I'm not impressed by Jagger moves, nor would I pay hundreds to see them when I could just go see some junky try walk down the street. Same thing.

 

I'm a soccer mom who goes five miles per hour over the speed limit while listening to "Feel It Still" by Portugal the Man.

 

I'm Elvis and I'm sick of the same mail coming back every day.

 

I only listen to indie bands who have a chance of making it big, but after they make it big I don't like their albums anymore. Then I start promoting the next big "indie" band.

 

woodstock will be livestreamed.

 

But seriously I don't even like music anymore.

 

Woodstock *wank*wank*

 

I hope I'll always love music like I have. I always need music. Every day I need to sing to something.

Today is Friday so, it's a good Hank 3 day.

 

I never listen to music anymore, and I'm perfectly fine without it. Most of it is made by completely self-centered people anyway. I just don't feel it anymore, that commonality to other human beings. I really don't feel anything. I don't even actually care that guerilla insulted me.

I guess to be a proper musician you have to feel things deeply. I've never been in touch with my emotions. Everything is dead inside.