Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Eh.
They're a bit fragile.

 

I've been holding onto a seinfeld bit for years and never had the chance to say it. And when I do, if she reads it, only one person will like it.

 

I personally don't like eating mushrooms. Like tiny diced up bits maybe.

Actually in saying that my wife was making a healthy pizza today only she didn't use a pizza base she used a big ass white mushroom cap as the base. I just couldn't find myself to try it.

 

Irminsul, have you tried portobello mushrooms? It's still a mushroom, but it has a better flavor.

 

And dry

 

mushrooms aren't dry if you cook them in butter

 

I was talking about the mushrooms you do not wanna cook (since it seems fair to assume those were the ones Faelixx ment)!

 

This Clemson football game looks fun. I wish I was there.

 

Boooo clemsux

 

14-0 after 3 mins.

 

I know, they're really good and i'm secretly proud of them but gotta keep up the pretense of state rivalry

Even though i dont even watch Gamecocks football anymore. I gave up on them. They're so consistently terrible

 

I understand.
I never say nice things about my rival teams. I'm a sore loser and I'm not a grateful winner either. The best type of sports fan!

 

If people didn't care though sports would be no fun. Like when my Donkeys lose even by 49 points as long as chiefs chargers or Raiders lose I will trash talk the shit outta that on Facebook. I've been banned from Facebook a few times ways under the false name act lolz and I know it's just some salty Raiders fan reporting me because he's butt hurt at my childish, rubbish trash talk.

 

I haven't had sex on shrooms. Can you even have sex while full trippin balls?

I don't know if I like trips I took a trip once I had a demon in my room with me. Said nothing just looked at me for 20mins until I sobered up. synthetic weed shit. Then I had one more and I reckon I was that close to dying it scared the shit out of me I threw it all in the bin.

 

I had that incident where my boyfriend fainted and I thought he was dead

And that was it for me. I doubt i'll ever trip again.

But the real question here is, how does one have sex with a shiitake mushroom?

 

During that first trip I remember my head felt like it was just getting shaken side to side. My heart rate also went sky-rocket and I believe I freaked myself old more and made it worse. But the demon just stood near the air-conditioner and did nothing. It was just like a black shadow. My miss told me to lay on her chest and try to sync heart beats until I calmed down. I then had vivid horrible dreams of being in limbo.

The second trip my heart went racing again but this time it felt like it was physically hurting and pain. I did the same as first time, I layed on miss chest, synched heart beats calmed down. Then I got up went to kitchen and threw that shit right in the bin.

 

The actual incident with the demon doesn't bother me I mean lots of people say it probably should because a trip opens your mind or some shit but even that demon does hang around me waiting I'm not too concerned about it and he got something to worry about when I go into spirit form anyway that's why I am not scared. He could have taken me that day right then and there, but the coward hid like shadow. I will fuck him up.

 

Shrooms are so unpredictable, every trip i've had has been completely different from the others

The one where my boyfriend died was my only bad one, even before he died it was very uncomfortable and I cried. But it was very therepeutic, I had a lot of fear and anxiety to work through and work through it I did. That trip was an ass kicking

 

My first try with synthetics was super awesone. Passionfruit flavour. It was the best buzz for 4 hours I've ever had. I only did it because I had no weed and synth at the time was legal. But then I got some blackwidow and that was nasty. Never again. I realise it's all shit.

 

Thats pretty fucked, most people become more loving and open during shrooms. Well i like you so who needs him anyways