Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Just don't work the joystick like you work your dick bro and you'll do fine.

 

I wonder if Hank 3 is doing new music soon cause he's posting on Facebook more often now.

 

really dont handle the helicopter like some people think its like an airplane but not. its very soft inputs on the controls. If you move the cyclic to much. like hard left, or aft cyclic, in an R22 the rotor can get thrown out of balance and strike the tail boom .. dont happen with more advanced helicopters. tho a hard landing or ground res could cause a dynamic rollover on the ground in more advanced helicopter.

Less advanced.. semi rigid rotor blade .. this one can only fly up and down, side to side. 90knots top speed .. Cant really hover out of ground with no wind in its face.. 131hp. yanking the controls /cyclic on this one will make it crash real fast.


More advanced fully Articulated rotor blade.. this one can do turns and inclines better speed 135knots. can sustain out of ground hover with no problem. 500hp



This one Ill be flying in, in a few weeks. 225hp, speeds around 100knots. It has articulated rotor system of 3 blades. Has a very narrow mast picking you up. It is said, if you have faith in this one, you can fly anything.. Little narrow mast in the center ..Thats all holding up 2500lbs. It also shakes like the Bejesus once light on the skids, tho a very smooth ride once airborne.

 

I wanna see an Apache.
My fav chopper apart from the Huey which is my most favorite cause I those dudes on the m60 always look tough. hanging out the sides hehe.

 

I've only flipped through some pages but I understand already why these books were not included in the bible. Jesus has another dad
... and it ain't Joseph.

 

Apache is something like 1600hp. While we love all those military helicopters. We dont spend much time on their performance when realistically never get near one. Even at the airshows its a highly guarded piece of machinery.

Should be nice this Saturday. Going to a small airshow, walk around .. Some picture and stuff then ..

 

Officer Irmi reporting for duty.

 

Does anybody here do calligraphy style writing?

My artline 0.4 fine tip blue pen leaked all over my hands yesterday which spurred thoughts of getting a fountain pen for our wedding diary.

Now I've had a fountain before with similar results to my artline pen, so I was wondering, what are some good brands etc? And as always, is more expensive less likely to leak etc?

 

Did Caligula invent calligraphy?.....

 

Nah I think he made science stuff up.

 

I read the Apocrypha...and I don't recall Jesus having "another dad" coming up. lol

I think the reason it wasn't accepted into the King James is because it discussed and goes over lots of stories that include magic! (because you know - these self-proclaimed Christians don't "believe in magic", and that has supposedly always been). I will NEVER understand that. To me, the bible is the greatest book of magic there is. The Apocrypha has way to many instances of this...plus it talks freely about the Nephilim (the giants) and the King James has even wound up changing their real name (Nephilim) to giants.

I even think reading the Apocrypha should be required reading of those that claim to know scripture, and believe in God. But hey - that's just me. Lots of them (self-proclaimed Christians) avoid the Apocrypha like the plague. lol

edit: I still don't have it down pat...but you have inspired me to give it another go. I find it quite good reading.

 

I took calligraphy in grade school or else you get the cane ..

 

The Nephilim are probably most likely the actual Igigi from the sumerian tales. Giants, yes. In the form of their creators? Yes. The Igigi were created from the Anunnaki and "manned" the space stations on Mars before making their way to earth when the atmosphere of Mars was stripped away by a celestial body.

It is at this time the scriptures start talking about the Nephilim. They were different from the "Gods and angels" which is why God and Angels weren't references as the Nephilim. When the Nephilim made it to earth they found mortal man and woman desirable to mate with, infuriating our higher creator God, Enlil.

No wonder he wanted a clean slate, after seeing demigods roaming the earth like Goliath, Enlil saw man, Igigi and our new demigods as a direct threat to the Anunnaki. The slate had to be wiped clean.

The passage I read, I'll have to find again, but it quotes two names of Jesus' father and neither of them was Joseph hehe.

 

Christians don't believe in magic but acceptable for someone to walk on water and turn water in to wine and miracle cure and resurrections.

 

Calligraphy. It was during the Shang Dynasty that many important things were invented. Two of the most important was the use of bronze weapons and a system of writing called calligraphy.

@rollingalong

 

YES!!!! At at the risk of calling them names - their stupid asses don't think that's magic...that's a miracle.

I propose the difference between a miracle and magic is like a distinction without a difference... so NO DIFFERENT.

so many close-minded dumbasses

 

You should hear my new theory on Jesus, Lynn. It's a bit out there. It's kind of sad too. But it revolves highly around the Anunnaki and the indoctrinated slavery of humans.

It's a good'n. I wrote a bit for my wife to read and she's well read and she says it's interesting.

 

@Lynnbrown okni found the passage.

Its not the same jesus.

There's another jesus lol.