Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Did you know nail polish and car paint are basically the same thing. The drying additives and gloss enhancers in nail polish are why it doesn't last as long.

 

No, I didn't know that. But what I do know is I like to paint them differently every couple of weeks, so longevity doesn't matter.

 

dark colors are better for self application. only a salon can get light colors correct. if you ever tried diy french tip ya understand.

 

My red toes at camp were awesome but that was expensive stuff. This is just shit. I don't mind the girl I go to for my fingers but I reserve my toes for my wife. and she needs to step up her game. because this is unacceptable.

 

I'm also annoyed that my skirt has a zipper but I only realised that much later tonight lol. I dunno it's a skirt, you slip it on... I got no use for a zipper. It was in the girls section!

My Miss also likes it, but mines too small for her. Also the red leopard print top is too small for her. So we will get a size up. the red LP is bordering on being small for me too. I feel like I cross my arms and go hulk I'll rip the back out lol.

 

Oh and I ripped my bestest jeans while setting up camp, ripped the thighs apart so we got a box cutter and made them into the ultra short jeans. I've never worn anything like that. I wore it in the tent to see it but I never wore it out. But I want to wear at home.

 

I'm streaking through the cool people's thread! Woah! Wee!

 

Wait!





There are cool people?

 

Evidently. So I'm told.

 

Yeah... I must'a missed the memo.

 

Well maybe I'm just a naked fool, then, but in any case, I'm streakin'.

 

A few people here were yearning for you posting these cartoons when you were on your hiatus.

 

I missed sharing them tbh it was one of the harder parts of being away. There were some good ones too. I also missed sharing memes and doing graffiti lol.

 

I missed the time we spent together. The times that weren't just any old times, but times were like times of old, were the times. And I miss that.

 

I've been watching Wednesday Addams makeup tutorials on youtube tonight. I found one that is perfect, and pretty easy.