Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Lynn, if things dont work out the way you want, can your mother just sign the house over to you so the state isnt able to take it?

I used to work in medical billing and would receive calls all the time from medicaid patients who did this to keep the state from taking their property

It's really shameful you have to give up all your belongings to get any assistance in this country anyways

 

| NASA

jesus christ, nasa cant you embed.. its live first woman space walk ..

 

wet warm winter predicted..

 

of course aliens and then live feed goes down..
aliens want to check out the poon-tang ..

 

Evidence of global warming ???

 

nah.. just Pittsburgh.

 

sorry Mel, they dont have a website. this screenshot of the back the store, but there alot of others in the isles too..

 

2-year-old with cerebral palsy has clever Halloween costume that celebrates his disability

 

Pretty sure they mean mushrooms...

 

That looks nice, I wish we had a big wig (heh) store here like that

I ended up finding a seller on amazon who has good reviews so I ordered one from them that should be here saturday
And I figured out why the last wig never showed, they had my town spelled as the first two letters of it somehow, the rest of the word was cut off. So it was returned to the seller and they refunded me.
You would think the post office or ups or whoever their shipper is could figure it out from the zip code but I guess that's too hard

 

A plateau is the highest form of flattery

 

cool beans.. my top wigs, the ones I wear for activity the most is this style Audrey Hepburn. I dont really like long hair, it cool and all look hot but gets in the way, not smoker friendly. Poof fire aint nobody got time for that..

 

Friday at last

 

Time to start finding the perfect Halloween attire

 

That's a classic

 

Man my brother and I had it out the other day, I told him I didnt appreciate him always preaching at me and we both aired our grievances and I thought we had reached an understanding

But he just sent me 10 preachy texts in a row.
He is insane.
He quotes bible verses at me in a passive aggressive attempt to be critical of my life

I just needed to vent

 

shes very pretty. I like the pixie look ...

 

this is a good one I am going to borrow this one

he's got a point are you not living in sin?

jk

 

I have You could go as Wednesday Addams too?

 

The Bible passage that many fail to grasp is the one where Jesus tells his followers to preach the Gospel but in their travels, if they encounter people who basically aren’t interested, to shake the dust from their sandals and move on. Instead though, many Christians rail on and on and don’t realize the damage they’re doing. I share my faith but don’t believe in preaching.