Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

We was just watching a show about dogs do funny things and so I invite our dog in to watch with us and he knows there's dogs on TV but he just sits there all grumpy. So we try encourage him to talk back to the other dogs, but he's so unimpressed. So we're like well fine hrmpff! And then he doesn't want to watch the TV but he can hear it and his ears are like antenna and he can't help himself, he has to watch the TV lol. But he does it all unimpressed still.

 

watching a fight video and this one person used a grinder as a fake badge and said "stop it police".. did stop the fight tho.. haha.

 

Tornado rips through Dallas, plunging tens of thousands into darkness

 

Morning

 

GM
Ms. Wednesday Addams

 

looks like we're having bacon..

 

I'd love some pork right now.

 

my friend from the railroad scored me instant bacon like they use to serve us for breakfast.. 5lbs.

 

watching some clowns on fb .. first they brag of all their scores at the dispensary ...

 

Lunch time, thinking of making an over easy egg on top of Ezekiel bread - with a slice of avocado on top.

 

^ This sounded so good it seems some fava beans and a nice chianti should be added to make the lunch absolutely magnificent.

 

Yum I love Ezekial bread

 

I'm having leftovers for lunch. We did a hearty american-as-apple-pie dinner last night- meatloaf, mac and cheese, and green beans
No apple pie though
And I dont mean to brag but I make the best mac and cheese pie this side of my grandmother

 

what???? no cheeseburger and fries??

 

Are you a scorpio? I am. Edit: OH DUH your bday is on the 1st. Never mind
October has been sooooo busy for me too, I'm ready for it to be over so I can be a solo scorpion for a while and do nothing in November except take walks in the moody, foggy, chilly weather and stay at home and go into super introvert mood.
November is the best month

 

Election day today. I'm going to vote in a couple of hours and am still not 100% decided.

 

I don’t understand the joke

 

A cool Halloween idea that I ran across online is dressing up like your fave snap chat filter

 

This guy gets it

 

Umbrellas won't work today....
Because it's fuckin' rainin' sideways....