Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Since we're throwing out quotes
Whenever people get very pessimistic about life I'm reminded of this one by the late great JD Salinger

Against my better judgement I feel certain that somewhere very near here—the first house down the road, maybe—there's a good poet dying, but also somewhere very near here somebody's having a hilarious pint of pus taken from her lovely young body, and I can't be running back and forth forever between grief and high delight.

 

In short, focus on the hilarious pus yall
Pus isn't really hilarious though, it's gross

 

Reminds me of Piaf/Eloise. She was so wise : she enjoyed watching multiple vids where loads of pus were squeezed out

 

Yeah I wouldn't mind Eloise being back.

 

Any more shroom finds Drift??

 

I dont get the appeal of those videos at all but I do miss piafeloise

 

A couple this morning.. Saturday no work so I'll be able to devote a proper amount of time to it

 

I do get the appeal, I just have to be treated on them. I don't bother to look them up

 

Halloween costume idea.. Sam Kinison or Axl Rose..

 

I bought these melatonin gummies and they’ve arrived today. Sometimes, I don’t sleep well, so hoping these help.

 

I hear the universe is possessive.

 

Just received my new remuneration from work.

 

I wondered why flowers exist and they make sense to me But I agree the universe is a bitch sometimes

 

Yay my work day is done! So many spreadsheets today

 

Speaking of flowers I am going heavy on the azaleas next year have you guys ever seen these things they are f****** beautiful and so colourful and they bloom most of the summer.... I pulled a bunch of dead heads off my friends garden and I have them saved in my cupboard for next year

 

It's so we can smoke them...

Wait!


What kind of flowers are we talking about here....

 

They are nice, azaleas. Even the name - a-zayl-yahs

Most things we are afraid of, never happen. But they could happen. Always good to be prepared but don’t live life constantly preparing for the worst. This probably isn’t helpful lol