Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Ugh, of course my daddy wants German brand K9 equipment, so I've been tasked to go to the store and pick up some things for him and his dogs lol. I said you know it's just easier if you do it online. He replied that's why I'm messaging you on facebook.

Heh, good one dad.

 

Wtf yall expect me to post ...no seriously asking the censors.. ?

 

People will probably hate on that dog now. Smh.

But he's jussa good boyy

 

They have son. they have...

 

Weeeeee! A good girl power song.

 

I need to bring my pool balls to the venue today...

Im like seriously? Why the fuck we playing there then. Meant to be a Rugby Union club. That sounds cool but not the tables. Smh.

Smh.

 

I'm not sure who came first, Shania Twain or Patty Loveless, but they've got the same vibe going and I always liked Shania Twain. Well, those couple songs on the radio.

I don't normally get into female vocalists, but Patty has a good voice for me to sing to. Plus she seems kinda cool.

 

I took some Skywalk 30mins ago. Now I'm buzzing with energy. I just want to see if it makes a difference on concentration when I play pool.

Apparently the team we are playing has a handicap on us so will be difficult to win. I hope we smash em.

 

Just had phone call from a Budgie team mate.
My new pool cue will be delivered to me at the venue today.

I don't think I've ever spoken our team name. We are the Budgies. And furthermore it's actually The Budgie Smugglers. And when we win a frame we make bird noises.

Originally, before I joined the team it had something to do with David Hasslehoff in his red bay watch gear.

After the match our captain says: BUDGIES! THREE CHEERS FOR THE (insert team name)

In which we all reply...

HOFF! HOFF! HOFF!

 

Enjoy.

 

My favourites are the kids who didn't scream and throw things : ) the girl who warned parent they were going to have to poop it all out, haha, and the boy who lectured about it being very rude while his sister tantrumed in the background. The chubby kid who forgave the parent. I mean, I don't blame the ones who got upset but I'd be seriously proud if my kid was one of the ones who were more reasonable.

 

Yayy!

 

And we are off in the Champions of Champions. I've already lost a match played hopelessly with my new cue lol, then won a game and played softer and better. Finished off with a long 8 ball potx I stayed down until it sunk. Finished my cue stroke that way properly.

Hoff! Hoff! Hoff!

 

We're going to lose but I shot 50% this morning. 2 good wins, 1 really bad loss and 1 loss where I dunno what I could have done differently.

All with my new cue too so it was different but I'm super comfortable with it, it suits me well I cannot wait to go back home and start practising with it for next season.

 

Whoa, do I understand that you're not feeling well, and you're being told by the bank (your employer ???) to stay at home until you are well ???

So what's wrong with that advice ??? - If you have a virus, its far better to stay away from public areas so as not to spread the virus around to others, other people who may not be as young and virile as you, and passing a virus to them could have devastating consequences !!!

 

Suspect dies following police-involved shooting in East Cleveland
video isnt on here, but he grabbed her by the hair outside and had the gun to her head. he took about 8bullets to the body before he fell out.

 

was going to go flying today but I dont feel so good. achy from having to deal with shit'sherpants getting it on the bus.. This where you get the aches from Depression ..
You can have all the greatest things going on, but there will always be some monster in the closet ..
God gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. But serious: