Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

The word akubra reminds me of chupacabra and that reminds of of kookaburra. It seems like there is another word stuck in my head that goes along with those too.

 

Kookaburra is a aboriginal word too. Hehe.

It's amazing how much support I've gotten from friends and family. My Facebook is all about the hat. People saying nooooo to "what putrid fucking grub steals a hat" lol.

 

I think it's messed up that some people can only deal with a given situation with massive drama it is pretty shity of her to throw your stuff out on the front of the house......

 

It is odd that the voice-to-text spell shity with only one key t shity shity shity of voice-to-text to misspell shity or am I misspelling it for 60 yard years actually I wasn't spelling it when I was a baby so 55 years

 

What's the deal with the fringes on these wigs? It's like they have bangs. I need to cut them better lol.

 

Shity

How Google thinks shitty is spelled.


Okay Google, spell shity...

 

Shitty shitty bang bang

 

You have nothing to apologize for! That girl sounded like a control freak...I mean that is the only kind of person that would toss a female friend's things outside. good grief How childish. You are much much better off moving on and finding another friend.

I had to wake up to what a "friend" of mine has done and would continue to do...and I don't talk to her anymore. I hate it on one hand but on the other I know its definitely for the best. It truly feels good not being criticized for the most minor things, as well as it feels great not hearing about 25 times in every conversation "I hate to tell you this..." KNOWING she never hated telling me anything that would follow those damn words.

I'm glad you're posting again. Also, I believe you'll find someone or someoneS that will be good for you, that you will be friends with.

 

I may be sleep deprived...but when I read that I laughed and laughed and laughed.

I still think its funny

 

Pennsylvania Pumpkin Pot..
Rice, ground squirrel, green, red peppers, mushrooms, and onions.
Boil all ingredients in half parts milk and half parts vinegar until rice is tender and squirrel is cooked.
1/2 cup peach yogurt and BBQ sauce..
Serve in a pumpkin and enjoy!

 

Yes! My new hat has been despatched! I'm expecting maybe tomorrow or Wednesday. can stop refreshing my emails now. it's coming DHL priority and I know them dudes work 24/7.

 

Maybe I should get an arm sleeve tattoo in leopard print. Hmm.

Nah.

 

as much i like tats.. all my tats been fake. never perma scar my body..

 

I don't mind a good tramp stamp with drawn on when I'm rolling. last time wifey used a fine tip texter and dragged it over me to feel like a Tattoo it was a cute butterfly.

 

ive to go to black light paint night the club.. that would be fun.

 

Yeah we do too but haven't used it yet lol. We got all these body paints. was meant to buy a canvas to lay on but like, I dunno it'd be fun but at the same time there's other things to do when you're rolling.

 

When that shit is to sticky to roll, but the gods let it burn anyways. ..

 

a video going rounds cop trying to handle a dude eating food on a tram -ramp.. cali somewhere.. odd if mark dice is tweeting about liberals getting fucked. but to mashed to care til morning. yinz can find it without mark dice..