Stoned Ramblings

I know

 

some tornado activity in the area.. mostly south me, but there is a few others popping up ..

 

Nah i've been in a relationship for several years now

I think if I ever find myself single again i'll just be a spinster the rest of my days. Dating is the worst
So is being in a relationship for that matter, I am not good at it
My boyfriend very kindly overlooks the fact that i'm not good at it, god bless him

 

Eh, was never really one for casual sex or sleeping with someone on the first date. I like to have a connection first
But its the principle of the matter
But i'm a fairly straight forward person, if I decide within a few dates that I like someone and want to take it further, I'm not gonna withhold sex just for the sake of making them respect me or whatever.
There's just such a double standard...because every guy who ever told me "i respect you because you dont jump in bed too fast" tried to sleep with me on the first date
Every guy that lost interest because we moved too fast...tried to sleep with me on the first date
Every guy i've ever dated. Tried to sleep with me on the first date.
And thats supposed to be okay for them but not for me. Women are supposed to protect their precious bejeweled vaginas until an arbitary amount of time has passed, whatever amount of time the male deems appropriate...thats such bullshit
Okie dokie rant over

 

I knew Walmart had a Kids department... but I didn't know they actually sold kids.

Florida Man Attempts To Buy 8-Year-Old For $200,000 At Walmart: Police

 

I think the woman is the one who decides when sex happens.....ive hit it off so any times with babes who said directly ''you wont be fucking me tonight''......I just figured they were seeing if that would make me lose interest.....probably sometimes it did but I have always been better at wearing them down over time as opposed to the pick up and fuck that night

if woman want to have sex on the first date I have no problem with that....I just feel that it does not help form the basis of a relationship......and it goes both ways.....how can a woman trust a boyfriend she knows will bang a chick after swipe right and a few hours at a restaurant?


it could be a swipe left...I have never seen the app

 

fuck. tornado watch in effect and the sun just went down. does not seem windy .
ok take the last back

 

k looks like that was that hook end and it was a pussy.

 

Good luck, Orison. Yikes.

 

This airport sucks.

None of the places serving beer are showing the Celtics game; none of the places showing the Celtics game are serving beer.

 

some tornadoes may have touched down today, south and north of pgh. was a fm warning when I was in the car. instructions for shelter immediately.
I was hit with a down burst once, can actually see the concave in the roof.

 

are you travelling for work?...you were in the airport last week too?

 

I went to the limestone organic creamery today and bought some chocolate milk and some 3.8% regular milk.damn its good stuff...comes in those old fashioned thick bottles at 2 dollar deposit.....I think I a hooked

 

the horse is gassy....must have been the beef-a-rino

 

I should be at least trying to go to sleep...BUT NO....I know where this place is, and it never sleeps. Lord have mercy

@Meliai and @Faelixx y'all are SO RIGHT about dudes and our women's precious bejeweled vaginas. Honest to God...

I will never in a million years understand why a dude WANTS a woman that ignores him, is a smart-ass when not ignoring and basically seems to like that "mean thing". The thing is...when I get like that - being mean, ignoring etc...I am serious and want nothing to do with that jackass. lol However, when you show a man attention and let him know he is fine with you...its like you barely to don't exist. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT?!? I've seen this in r/l time after time. I've even known more than one woman that has said if you want a man, be mean to him. For real WTF I just can't be like that. Call me stupid.

Prior to this year, I was thrilled as hell with just me and my cats...until my old friend began calling and he talked and talked and talked and talked. Until he talked my pants off. NOW when he calls I'm hearing mostly myself and air. Last night I told him I was SICK AND TIRED of hearing myself and air...he needed to pretend he was still trying to talk my pants off. good grief I shouldn't have had to say that. smh He had the nerve to act like he didn't understand what I was talking about! I suggested that we could wait, and not play snooker any for a (long) while...and he might be able to remember or understand what I was talking about. Dang if he didn't start talking right away.

lol

 

Dating sounds like the worst. I'm glad I started dating my wife when I was 17, haha.

I have like 6 lbs of Kicking Horse coffee on the shelf because it was on sale for like $11/lbs from $17 or $18. I can't drink cheap coffee anymore. It's the one thing I'm a snob about.

 

Fixed that for ya.

 

So you too have dutch ancestry. I knew it.

Don't want to sound creepy... but i won't have it!

I also wanna date Faelixx, if only to proof not every guy dates/uses Tinder for sex. But yes: seriously a majority of men (under 30 at least) lies about craving a long term relationship in order to get laid. Several friends of me did this as well.

 

where are we?...Wednesday?...one of my trash days....trip to the dump....trip across the water for banking