Stoned Ramblings

I am in heat warning...also 3 ripe strawberries

 

Thanks for sharing!!

 

lol

 

jeez what a difference a small word makes eh?...lol...well it isn't far from the truth so I will leave it for everyone to enjoy

 

Girl Posts Selfie With Naked Passed Out Friend Behind Her, Angers Twitter | 102.5 WDVE

 

Oh mate, that was Soooo cool, you have to post it.. near had an accident!

 

"...HOT CONDITIONS EXPECTED...

Heat and humidity are continuing to build. Heat indices are
expected to range from the middle 90s to near 100 degrees this
afternoon, and again on Monday afternoon.

Anyone planning on being outside should take frequent breaks, and
drink plenty of fluids. Remember to check on the elderly and
people without air conditioning."



Does that mean I'm supposed to check on myself to see if I've passed out, or someshyt?

 

its a long way to the chat if ya wanna rock and roll

 

8:15 Take back the weed, take back the cocaine baby

 

Le cat chat on the mat

 

Well, looks like The Incredibles 2 isnt shit, thank god.

I will go see it this weekend

 

The left side of my ass is on ice and the lower back is leaning on frozen veges.

good grief

what a pisser...oh yeah, if I don't break my neck on the way there.

 

We need a good storm tonight, it is way too humid.

 

Jumpin' Chat Flash
Can't You Hear Me Chatting
Stray Chat Blues

 

Metallica - Chat up your arse

 

long way to go, short time to get there..

 

didnt go to the inlaws this evening because they went to the fil nursing home and took him out to eat. its like a 2hour drive to get there. meanwhile the mold grows at home.
I know I sound crazy but living like that and celebrating all the time just seems very fucked in the head to me. I cant party in trash or be comfy around trash. There are over 50 beer cans just sitting on the patio table ..the bags of trash there going on 5yrs now and dude owns a truck. I wonder what next weekend party is going to be.. grass is knee high in the back and i cant take my dog into that .. Last week the rain soaked his beer box pile in the breezeway and its still collapsed, and not picked up cause my gf told me .., now this is one the only easy ways to take all the trash out from down there or carry it up the steps out front. Its almost as if hes afraid to take out the trash. like the garbage man is going to yell at him for tossing so much glass and bottles away.....
As well this bitch thinks she can just dump every thing in my house and let her cats fuck my house up. Ive never seen her bed made unless I tell her to. she trashes my guest bed too and my living room couch.. just get in and out and dont even care to straighten out the blankets and pillows.. .
smfh. like no discipline in anything but drinking and getting fucked up ...
urrgggggggggggggh...

 

Does anyone have any "tried and true" mosquito repellent recipes?

I'm aware of this thing called Google, but wanted to try here...

Will probably just buy something from the store. I know that shit works... Just wanted to have some fun...

 

Vinegar. I always rub vinegar on insect bites. Of course I like to rub the skin off first so it stings, that'll show it!