Stoned to the Point of Stupidity

Because I "missed it by that much!" a few years back. You may recall me and my little Honda Rebel got in an argument with an '83 Lincoln Contenential once.
We lost.

But like the Pheonix, I have once again arisen from the Ashes of my life.

 

I just had a stupid stoner stonededdd moment, I was in the shower and I like really hot showers like make the room like a sauna hot. Anyways I was in there and all the sudden the water gets luke warm so I'm like o shit and tap the lever up. No telling how old the shower is maybe 50 yrs or so but even if u just tap it makes it feel like you turned it on full blast, so the shower hits me with this intense cold so I panic and keep tapping it up and the shower got colder and colder until I finally shut it off. So note to self remember when your stoned up=cold and down=hot. K I'm gonna run and put some hand warmers and a heating pad on my junk, peace.

 

oh yea, that's what it was. glad that you have risen from the ashes

 

once I got really stoned and thought this was an interesting post.

 

Every stoner has their stupid stoned stoner moments but its annoying when they are pathetically stupid and its a regular thing...

I just laugh at those people.

 

Eh I don't think I do anything extremely stupid, just little "duhh" moments, and getting the giggles and stuff. It really depends on my general mood and what kind of high I've got. Earlier today I got up off the couch to get something out of the kitchen and came back and thought one of my friend's had stole my seat but he apparently hadn't moved and I was sitting in the seat next to him. Haha probably the dumbest moment I've had in a while. I don't know where I put my phone, or my keys a few times a day but I always know where the bowl is haha. I'll smoke throughout the day and function fine and then get uber-stoned once I'm in for the night and just enjoy. Let myself space out, or have giggle fits with my friends, whatever. Last night we sat in the car in the driveway and played hangman on the fog on the inside of the windows for like...hours haha.

 

Geez,
I smoked a half gram of hash this morning and then went and spent a half-hour standing on the wrong side of the street waiting for the bus.
Pathetic!

 

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One time i was looking for something and i was high and i looked in the sugar bowl.....

i dont know why i did it?

 

When I get high I function. It's not hard.

 

Its really not.

 

Everyone functions but you do dumb shit when your sober sometimes and sometimes it happens when your stoned and call it a stoner moment, basically same thing as a brain fart when your sober. I don't know anyone that's smoked themselves retarded if they been smokin for awhile, I think I did it once when I first started I was hitting a gas mask and couldn't get out of couchlock mode, almost felt like I was in a weed K hole while I was zoned out snapped out of it in 30 min. though

 

Of course it's not hard.
I can beat the computer at chess when I'm hi, and I get paid for stuff I write when I'm hi.
But on the other hand, sometimes I smoke a considerable amount of hash and wonder aimlessly through the city until I get lost.

 

I sometimes function better when stoned.

 

I think it goes both ways for everyone sometimes, if you smoke a lot anyway. Cause I usually pretty much smoke every day, more then once a day. It's just a part of my life and has been for a good while. For the most part I function great when I'm stoned, I can concentrate better, more creative, enjoy things more and all that. But sometimes when I smoke a whole lot in a short time, or if I haven't smoked in a day or two and then smoke some good shit I can get just as spaced out as a novice. And I get the munchies, and cotton mouth...just like everyone else does whether they admit it or not. Because every fuckin thing sounds good when your high, food and drink included. I've gotta say, everyone I know including my dad whose been smoking longer then I've been alive has all the "stoner" side effects every now and then. Hell my dad fell asleep in the back of his truck when he was enjoying the weather in the driveway the other day. And he's been smoking every day for 20-30 years now. Stoner moments make me smile, and sometimes it's nice to get so high you just wanna lay there and ride the ride and not just go about your regular mundane tasks with the edge taken off. What fun is that? I think it's silly to take the whole "this or that doesn't happen if your a true stoner" attitude. Cause isn't the whole point of any recreational drug to turn on tune in and drop out? To get something more out of life then you would be without it? I think a true stoner gets as high as they can get, who cares if they say/do something weird? I think all the really great things in life come from "weird" moments.

I feel like I just wrote a book, and I could keep going. My brain is hemorrhaging!

 

im kinda famous for pulling stoner moments lol........nothing bad.....

like i'll smoke a bowl, friend calls and tells me to bring a bowl or papers..............i grab some smoke and head out the door without bowl or papers.......do that quite abit actually lol......or vice versa for that matter bring a bowl and no smoke.....

another one that always catches me is if im stoned and going into like a gas station...........something always cathes my eye and i end up standing with a dumb look on my face in front of the teller for easy 10-15 seconds before they say, "sir! can i help you!??".......even then sometimes it takes a second before i realise im in the store and needing to pay for gas/munchies lol

there are plenty others aswell...

:sifone:

 

That's what I'm talking about!

I've contracted to write a stoner movie to be shot in early 2011, and I'm looking for silliness to include.

Nobody wants to watch some guy toke out then act normal!

 

I function fined when im ripped but sometimes i'll catch myself thinking of somrthing stupid and sometimes i'll say something that is normal and i get paranoid that it sounded weird and people will know im high

 

Mostly what ends up happening to me is kinda like what maniac said.
I'll walk into a store, stare at things for a long ass time, looking for what I need. Looking obviously stoned.

Then if I go into a store with friends, while stoned, we'll never know what we want right at first so everyone ends up talking about food while the idea of actually buying some kind of drifts away until the clerk snaps us out of it..

 

Hahaha.
Those moments rarely come up, but when they do... fuck
I actually haven't pulled something like that in a few years.

My memory is usually pretty bad as well, though.
When I first started smoking I got really baked and came home fucked. Talking to my dad I kept on forgetting the point of the story that I was telling..

 

i laughed

twice

so it makes up for it