Stoner dilemma..Help!

Do the monkeys ever come to partake? You should make some brownies and give them to the monkeys, teach them how to play connect four or something.

 

You are right. This thread is a total sham.

The title made you think it was something real and significant but it was meaningless stoner bullshit.

I am a stoner, I can parody silly stoner problems.

But in my defence...It amused the hell out of me and....
Made you look!

 

The monkeys around these parts only eat fruit and leafs. They would not eat brownies.

They are small monkeys but rest assured they have some real power. Seen one take on 5 dogs, the monkey walked away. (then climbed back up the tree)

Not sure I want to beat a monkey at Connect four and have him get mad.


The monkeys and I hang out. Them in the trees and me on the ground.

 

So, I take it everything is fine now and your crisis has been settled?

 

Well lets see. The candy man is not here yet. But I can't say that is a crisis. I got weed.

Also I have decided to go with bubble hash but what I am going to do is later in the week buy a quarter pound and make it with that.

If you are taking about something else...yes, it is over.

My inner revelation that freed me?

"Perhaps this is just the way I am."

 

Well I'm glad to hear all your troubles are settled, chronic and/or inner

 

im so glad you make them. they are the best thing ever, yes?

i say go with the caps.

 

I do like them. I can see the potential. But I have not mastered the technique. Fist time I fucked up.

The second time some would work real well and others not as well.

It has got to be in the stirring.

But yes the last time I did it was when I was traveling in Guatemala. It was perfect becase I always attract attention becase of the past shit that happened there and the stunts I pulled after that.

Anyway the eyes were on me. But it was cool, I was high as hell on the capsules and all they could get photos of was me smoking a cigarette.

So the stealth factor rocks. On the second week got the great idea to take 9, well perhaps that was not so great of an idea, but it was fun.

Need to perfect technique.

Raaarrr

 

yes, you gotta stir constantly. even heat is key.
mostly, just anticipating the oil heat spike.
i love the stealth factor. i think its my favorite part.