stop making fun of the "fats"

I know right. The kind that eat candy with a napkin.

 

OK you all need to stop it. Fat people have feeling too ya know...

Big, flaky, cream-filled, chocolate-covered feelings.... Mmmmmm....

 

I am a fat man, but I have feelings too.

 

'ey fatty boom boom 'ave anuva cream cake!

 

Damn right fat people have feelings. That's why they eat so much.

I have feelings, that's why I smoke so much.

My lungs are more unattractive than a fat person's flab.

 

what kinda cream?

 

i'm fat
go ahead make fun of me

 

Well your friend is The Shape of Things to Come, and I’m not talking about the TR-7 although they weigh about the same


Hotwater

 

You're so fat, when the nurse draws blood out comes mayonnaise.

 

No you're not. You're insane. That's why we make fun of you.

 

well the voices in my head would mostly disagree with you

mayonnaise is the most disgusting condiment ever and i hate it

 

this fat guy agrees

 

Isn't she?

 

She just thinks she is.

 

Im gonna write a book on weight loss.

It'll just simply be to eat one page a day and thats it.

 

Ok then how bout you're so fat when you sneeze out comes butter.

 

Pfft, warmie, there's a huge difference between delightfully squeezable/curvy and fat. And I make fun of yo mamas. If they happen to be fat, then so be it.

 

no, it's cheese wiz actually

 

I don't think she gives a shit either way, to be honest.

 

I know I don't.